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  • EPIC Manager win - Easter ruined

    As we know the concept of common sense and reading signs is non-existent to SC's. I had had SC's go behind the counter before and enter the freezer while I am in it. I had been in the freezer no less then a minute or so whe the "flaps" the keep the cold air in part. In pops a SC...

    SC: Hello!
    Me: Sir! Step out of the freezer and on to the tile sales floor.
    SC: Well, YOU step out and assist me like you are supposed to. * the thoughts that just popped into my head right not would make Satan blush....*
    Me: Out of my back room! NOW!
    SC: Calm down. *SCREAMING* I'm the Customer, your just a f***ing kid.
    Manger: *walks by just before SC screams* Sir. Get on the sales floor now.
    SC: Finally, someone who isn;t a f***ing retard.
    Manager: One minute. *pull me aside, I explain situation*
    SC: I want X, Y, and.
    Manager: Sir. We don't have to serve you you DO NOT go on our back rooms and call my employees that when they are following policy.
    SC: But I w...
    manager: I will not assist you on this, nor will my employees. If it is not on the shelf we don't have it.

    The SC stomps off to consult his wife. The proudly tell me they will leave and go to <competitor> across the street leaving their Carrage full of Easter related items behind. Problem is it is Easter and they are closed. We close in 15 minutes.

    Closing time comes. The doors are locked than I get the job of guarding the entrance so no SC's sneak in. Mr SC from before come flying up in new Mercedes and jumps out.

    SC: You gotta help me....please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are closed and you have all my Easter shit.
    Me: Oh Hi Sir. I see you discovered they are closed, but it is our stuff since you haven't payed. It is also after <time> and we are closed now.
    SC: Oh Come on please. what did I do to deserve this.
    Me: ....
    SC: Oh that, that was a joke.

    At this point the manager shows up to lock the door as the last customers have left. The MOD tells him to leave as he is on our property and therefore trespassing. If he doesn't he cops will be called. The SC screams "Congratulations! You ruined my f***ing Easter!" Thank you.

    Turns out the MOD has a incident at a previous store involving a custoemr who trapped a employee in a cooler, so <MOD> doesn't give a rats ass about the SC's feelings.

    No you cna't have my MOD.

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    You have found one of the rarest of rare creatures... a manager not afraid to say "NO".
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    • #3
      Awwwww... *drops all the equipment in arms*

      For your manager and you dealing with that idiot
      Out of retail!

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      • #4
        Crickey, that's a really rare species. A manager with a spine!!!

        Oh and congratulations on ruining someone's Easter! That's quite an accomplishment!

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        • #5
          Has it gotten to the point where there concept of "Employees Only" is now lost to SC's? It probably has something to do when some SC got "compensated" for an employee's "rudeness" of kicking them out of said area.
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          • #6
            Trapped a former employee in the freezer? That's soo not good.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Oooo, reminds me of the time I had to kick a guest out of the hotel kitchen. Don't know what he was doing there at 2:00AM in the morning. HE said he was just walking and he was allowed in there since there were no signs on the door that said 'Employees Only.'

              Ummm, in what universe would a guest be allowed in our kitchen? Common sense man, common sense.

              PS. That is a cool manager! DO WANT!
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              • #8
                Quoth mattm04 View Post
                No you cna't have my MOD.
                can we clone him?

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                • #9
                  Quoth mattm04 View Post
                  Turns out the MOD has a incident at a previous store involving a custoemr who trapped a employee in a cooler, so <MOD> doesn't give a rats ass about the SC's feelings.


                  What happened? Did the SC try to assault the employee?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth mattm04 View Post

                    No you cna't have my MOD.
                    Can we at least borrow him long enough to clone him?

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        That was awesome. It's great when a manager protects their employees like they should.

                        Did you ever get the story of the worker trapped in the freezer? How did that happen?

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                        • #13
                          Heh. That's funny. SC screwed himself over good, he did. And I like the "You have all my Easter shit." Just goes to show, he's a buttmonkey. It's not stuff, it's shit. And it's not the store's, or something he needs, it's his. Goes to show the entitlement complex.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                            Has it gotten to the point where there concept of "Employees Only" is now lost to SC's? It probably has something to do when some SC got "compensated" for an employee's "rudeness" of kicking them out of said area.
                            Wait there was a time when SC's understood "Employee's Only?"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Dytchdoctir View Post


                              What happened? Did the SC try to assault the employee?
                              That would have been my guess or maybe a robbery. MOD said they couldn't say anything else about the incident. I'm assuming some legal action possibly.

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