I've noticed that there's a trend among just about anyone who gets their card declined, here are a few of the common reactions I get.
Me: Your card was declined.
SC: *Gives me a WTF? kind of stare as if I'm somehow expected to fix the problem*
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: That's impossible! I just put my money in my account this morning run it again!
Me: Declined.
SC: I'm telling you this card works! Run it again!
Me: Declined. Ok sir I'm going to have to request another form of payment.
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: WHAT?!! *random stream of cussing* I'm going to the bank, I'll be back.
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Me: Me: Your card was declined.
SC: What? That can't be right this is a brand new card.
Me: *shrug*
SC: *proceeds to pull out her cellphone and call her bank while there is a line forming behind her*
Me: Ma'am if you could please step to the side.
SC: This will only take a moment...crap, I'm on hold...
Me: Ma'am I have other customers waiting to check out.
SC: Just hold on a minute! Yes I need to find out why my card isn't working! ...I'm on hold again.
Manager: Ma'am please step aside until you ready to finish the transaction. If you do not I will ask you to leave the store entirely.
*SC finally moves*
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: Dammit. Ok, let me go take care of this. Hold my stuff for me, I'll be right back.
Of course the SC NEVER returns.
Me: Your card was declined.
SC: *Gives me a WTF? kind of stare as if I'm somehow expected to fix the problem*
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: That's impossible! I just put my money in my account this morning run it again!
Me: Declined.
SC: I'm telling you this card works! Run it again!
Me: Declined. Ok sir I'm going to have to request another form of payment.
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: WHAT?!! *random stream of cussing* I'm going to the bank, I'll be back.
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Me: Me: Your card was declined.
SC: What? That can't be right this is a brand new card.
Me: *shrug*
SC: *proceeds to pull out her cellphone and call her bank while there is a line forming behind her*
Me: Ma'am if you could please step to the side.
SC: This will only take a moment...crap, I'm on hold...
Me: Ma'am I have other customers waiting to check out.
SC: Just hold on a minute! Yes I need to find out why my card isn't working! ...I'm on hold again.
Manager: Ma'am please step aside until you ready to finish the transaction. If you do not I will ask you to leave the store entirely.
*SC finally moves*
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Me: Your card was declined.
SC: Dammit. Ok, let me go take care of this. Hold my stuff for me, I'll be right back.
Of course the SC NEVER returns.

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