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    So, I was closing up the bar, asking people to leave, when all of a sudden, a massive cat fight broke out! Thankfully it took place outside, so all I had to do was try and lock the front doors before any of them got back in! One co-worker was on the phone to the police, while me and another went to the doors. As I was closing them, a glass flew through the crowd of women, and hit the other co-worker on the leg.

    Co-worker was OK, but it really stressed me out. I raised my voice towards the customers.

    Me: OK, EVERYONE MAKE YOUR WAY OUT THE BACK DOOR NOW!!

    It was past closing at this point, and 99% of the customers walked out. Most of them wanted to go outside and watch the fight anyway! But of course, there was the 1% that didn't want to leave. Two women.

    Me: OK ladies, finish your drinks and make your way out the back door please.
    SC: Ermmm, we're not done yet! We will leave in five minutes!
    Me: Excuse me?
    SC: We. Will. Leave. In. Five. Minutes. We are having a conversation. Now GO.AWAY.

    Oh she did not just say that to me. Not when I am at my most stressed.

    Me: No. We are closed. You will leave now.
    SC: Yeah? Well, tough shit!

    She returned to her conversation, and went to take a drink...

    ...I YANKED the glass straight out of her hand, and poured her drink on the floor in front of her.

    SC: What the fuck?!?!

    A co-worker ran over, grabbed me by the shoulders and walked me away. He turned to the woman.

    CW: You'd better leave. NOW.

    She grabbed her stuff and left. Co-worker seriously thought I was going to punch her in the face.

    I know what I did was wrong, but even when I think about it now, 24 hours later, it still makes me feel mad! Of course I wouldn't have punched her in the face, but my God, she made me so ANGRY.

    The bitch fight continued for a long time! The police didn't show for about 15 minutes! Three women got arrested. Co-worker was OK, just badly shaken and thankful that she wasn't hit on the head!

    And how did the fight start? One lady said the other's dress was ugly.

  • #2
    Alcohol improves maturity

    You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.

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    • #3
      Quoth Stryker One View Post
      You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.
      At least I know who my Daddy is.
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        I know what I did was wrong,
        as if what SHE did was right?

        I don't feel bad for her. Besides you only threw her drink out, not like you threw it in her face.

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        • #5
          Quoth PepperElf View Post
          as if what SHE did was right?

          I don't feel bad for her. Besides you only threw her drink out, not like you threw it in her face.
          Its not her I feel bad for. I feel bad that I actually had to resort to something like that. Seriously though, I still feel angry about it now. I seriously hope I run into her when I have the night off...

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          • #6
            Me: OK ladies, finish your drinks and make your way out the back door please.
            SC: Ermmm, we're not done yet! We will leave in five minutes!
            Me: Excuse me?
            SC: We. Will. Leave. In. Five. Minutes. We are having a conversation. Now GO.AWAY.
            Egad, I don't why people argue. Most of the time if people just acknowledge what I said, I cut them some slack. I just hate being ignored or talked-back to.


            The cops who work the library (aka, homeless central) say they rather work a Sat. night at a bar then work at the library.
            Last edited by depechemodefan; 04-17-2009, 01:36 AM.
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #7
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              At least I know who my Daddy is.
              Yo momma?
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • #8
                Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                At least I know who my Daddy is.
                Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                Yo momma?
                Cartman?

                Anyways, I read the thread title and wanted to add this...

                CAT FIGHT!

                It just isn't a cat fight unless you have Joey Styles calling it...
                "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                • #9
                  You're still my hero as usual.
                  I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Stryker One View Post
                    You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.
                    That reminds me of the shirts my old high school used to have: You're ugly and your momma sent you to [name of rival school with very similar name as mine].

                    CRML you did good in getting that SC the hint. All that brouhaha over a comment on her dress?! Damn. I thought it was something over a guy until I read the end. Then again, I forget that (shamefully and unfortunately) how some members of the XX chromosome species can get very catty over the slightest things.
                    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                    • #11
                      Just remember, NEVER fight with someone who's ugly. They have nothing to lose.
                      If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
                      --Woodrow Willson

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                      • #12
                        Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                        Me: No. We are closed. You will leave now.
                        SC: Yeah? Well, tough shit!

                        She returned to her conversation, and went to take a drink...

                        ...I YANKED the glass straight out of her hand, and poured her drink on the floor in front of her.

                        SC: What the fuck?!?!
                        Customersruinmylife, you deserve a trophy!!!! That's amazing!!!! Karma's a bitch, and so was she!! I'm glad you gave her what she deserved for being such a rude cow.

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