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    Two stories.

    First, there are 3 lines when you call the library. First is Reference, second is renewel, third is Circulation. I do get people don't know what dept. is for what. But if you get the wrong dept., I'm not going to give my going to give my 100%.

    First story.
    SW1=sucky woman 1
    me=

    sw1: hi, I have a book out and I had it for 6 weeks. I know I only can renew it 2x. Can I renew it again?
    me: sorry, once it's been renewed 2x, it can't be renewed again.
    sw1: I'm using it for homeschool. Is there a way around it.
    me: I'm sorry, no.
    sw1: *silence for a moment* slams phone.

    Circulation is the the dept. to call. But if you are using a book for homeschooling, maybe you should buy the book.

    SW2=sucky woman 2

    SW2: Can you check a title for me? It's a combilation. The author is Donald Westlake, and the title is (here I thought she said Fees Dozen)
    me: Fee's dozen.
    SW2: Thieves Dozen. T-h-i-e-v-e-s Dozen.
    me: ok, let me check.
    note, so far she isn't sucky. I get back on the phone.
    Me: ok, there are several locations, was there a particular location you wanted to see had it?
    SW2: *agitated* ok, is there a way to physically check the shelf? Because I went to Blue library and they didn't have it on the shelf. They said someone must have stole it. I don't know why they don't take it out of the catalog. I don't want to make another trip there. Why are you sighing?
    note: I guess I sighed because I really don't want to hear this whole story.
    me: I'm sorry?
    SW2: Isn't it your job to help me?
    me: I am helping you. Do you want us to send a copy to another library? Or do you want to come to Central to pickup a copy?
    SW2: I'm not coming to Central. Which library has the book.
    me: *tells her, and I must have sighed again, because I really don't see anything good coming out of my giving her the list. Whenever I give a list, they of course ask if x library has it, when I didn't not mention x library.
    SW2: Well, does Wall library has it?
    me: no. We can send a copy to Blue.
    SW2: Well, does Blue have it?
    me: You just told me they don't have it.
    SW2: I went there weeks ago. It might be there. Why did you sigh?
    me: Probably because this seems to be a problem with theBlue library. I imagine you want me to solve your problem right now, but I was sighing because another library was causing this problem. It's not you, it's just the branch.
    SW2: what's your name?
    me: *gives it to her*
    SW2: Well I'll see if Blue has it.

    Ok, it was an unconcious thing I did, and I was in the wrong. Though when I do sigh, no one ever questions me about it. If I didn't want to help her, I would hang up on her, duh. But part of it is she gives me a long story, just so, what? I can't do anything about another branch. And she wants me to see what libraries have a book, when she either could have started off with: Hi, I want to see if Blue or Wall has this book.

    Heck, she could have called them in the first place. Or let me transfer a copy to Blue so she will have a copy. At first she was like any nice patron, but when I got back on the phone to tell her the results, she obviously turned "mental".

    Sorry if you read this at first and it wasnt' complete, I was interrupted and had to go.
    Last edited by depechemodefan; 04-20-2009, 08:08 PM. Reason: adding
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    You couldn't have sighed very loudly if it was unconscious...
    Over the phone on top of that.

    I bet if you had rolled your eyes she would have asked about the bristling of your eyelashes.
    Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

    "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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    • #3
      And what was all that breathing about? are you a serial killer? why did you call me anyway!?!?!

      Is it a bad thing that my imagination makes the people around me more stupid?

      I don't see why a sigh would be an offence in the first place, it's not like you got annoying or badmouthish.
      I like things that go *bang!*

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      • #4
        Why did she keep asking about your "sighing"? Same reason people ask "are you listening?!?" while you're staring them in the face as they rant. Because you're not nodding your head and making agreeable grunts, you're clearly not paying attention. Don't let it bother you too much, no way you could please this woman unless you had the book in-hand and magically transported it into her lap. Even then, she'd find something else to be bothered by.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
          You couldn't have sighed very loudly if it was unconscious...
          Over the phone on top of that.
          or maybe it's the other word, "unconscience"? The library is making me dumber everyday...I'm catching the dumb!


          I bet if you had rolled your eyes she would have asked about the bristling of your eyelashes.
          I'm waiting for the day the patrons can hear my stomach rumbling over the phone.


          Quoth Wingates_Hellsing
          Is it a bad thing that my imagination makes the people around me more stupid?
          only if you answer them back

          Quoth bainsidhe
          Why did she keep asking about your "sighing"?
          She made me think of Lucy Van Pelt getting angry at Snoopy for mocking her. I guess she needed to get her rant on.
          Last edited by depechemodefan; 04-21-2009, 01:40 AM. Reason: fixin'
          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

          Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

          I wish porn had subtitles.

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