Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

...and if it is?

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • ...and if it is?

    I've posted before how I'll often run technical support for (government agency). I've also pointed it is says in three different places, I can ONLY do tech support while wearing this hat.

    Got this guy. He asked me a question I can't answer and refer him to where he needs to go. He writes back:

    SC: I think the government should put those people on chat so we our time won't be wasted. What do YOU think, Nurian?
    ME: (I think if you had looked an inch above the chat window, your precious time wouldn't have been wasted) It's not in my position to comment, Sir. Any other questions, Sir?
    SC: No. I've attempted to use this to get information and am disappointed. I hope this chat isn't OUTSOURCED.

    (Asshole has disconnected)

    Or what? You'll whine more? You'll vaguely threaten us? You'll ask us questions we can't answer and try to guilt us?

    Look, pal. I've stared into a drill sergeant's eyes. Meaning I've stared into the maw of HELL ITSELF. You hold no fear over me at all. Feel free to try again, though. I'll try not to laugh too hard. I promise*!

    *not really
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

  • #2
    At least he didn't threaten you with Mommy!

    Comment


    • #3
      ROFLMAO! I see you've dealt with my husband! Poor you! He works for the government but is the most filled with computer fail ever. He's had 'difficulties' (translation: he's computer idiotic) with the government computer people in his building and has actually called me on the job to walk him through step by step some simple thing.

      You have my sympathies...
      "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

      Comment


      • #4
        Quoth Akasa View Post
        At least he didn't threaten you with Mommy!
        *cough* that threat is *very* scary! has one shaking in their boots it does
        /sarcasm

        (and I mean shaking in laughter more than fear)

        Comment

        Working...