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  • #31
    Princess, I was merely pointing out that the phone caller was not unique. I do not agree with or condone such behavior either, but frankly, I really don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors, even if it is something I don’t agree with.

    Hell, there are tons of people out there that eat olives and avocados, and as much as that sickens me, I don’t really attach much to it. It is their choice, as sick as it is.

    And yes, folks, as far as I am concerned, there is no difference between sexual behavior between consenting adults that I don’t agree with and people eating food that I don’t like. They’ve both made their choices…as long as they are not forcing that choice upon me or anyone else, have at it.

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    • #32
      I dont have the words to descibe how messed up this seems.



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      • #33
        As soon as I saw the words "get laid" and "mom", I knew what was coming.

        Here in Tennessee, we marry our cousins (kidding), but DAMN.
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        • #34
          Quoth Jester View Post
          Princess, I was merely pointing out that the phone caller was not unique. I do not agree with or condone such behavior either, but frankly, I really don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors, even if it is something I don’t agree with.

          Hell, there are tons of people out there that eat olives and avocados, and as much as that sickens me, I don’t really attach much to it. It is their choice, as sick as it is.

          And yes, folks, as far as I am concerned, there is no difference between sexual behavior between consenting adults that I don’t agree with and people eating food that I don’t like. They’ve both made their choices…as long as they are not forcing that choice upon me or anyone else, have at it.

          I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get all huffy sounding with it. I'm just so appalled. It's just...ugh.
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          • #35
            Princess, I didn’t think you sounded huffy at all. Shocked? Surprised? Dismayed? Sure. But not huffy. You are a sweetheart. We all know that.

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            • #36
              B..bu...but... NOOO!
              Last edited by RebeccaOTool; 11-09-2006, 10:27 PM.
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              • #37



                Is anyone else suddenly reminded of that one episode of The X-Files?
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                • #38
                  Wow . . . there are absolutely . . . no words . . . to describe . . . other than . . . why . . .? and EWWW EWWW EWWW!!!

                  I think I'm gonna be sick . .
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                  • #39
                    Quoth Severen13 View Post



                    Is anyone else suddenly reminded of that one episode of The X-Files?
                    Now that you mention it.....
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                    • #40
                      Quoth Jester View Post
                      Don’t be that shocked. Many people think that more often than you know. There is even a line of pornographic movies entitled “Taboo” that deal with the very subject of incest.

                      Admittedly, to most people, it is more fantasy (and not usually about their own mothers) than anything else, but it does exist out there. And for some people it is not only fantasy, but reality. Scary? Yes, certainly. But not at all unique, I am afraid.

                      Personally, if it is between consenting adults, I could give two rat’s asses. That’s your fantasy? Fine. Have fun. Don’t send me the tape. However, it is when people involve children, their own or others’, in their fantasies that I get completely revolted.
                      Pretty much, sad to say. I've come across erotica websites (literary based) that have sections of incest-related fiction. Not for the weak-stomached, I can assure you.

                      And mine couldn't take the mere thought

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                      • #41
                        I'm calling a priest, my computer needs to be exorcised thanks to this story. No amount of brian bleach is going to get rid of this story in my head.
                        The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                        • #42
                          You know, Gravekeeper, I was quite enjoying my blissfully ignorant notion that I lived in a nice, normal city.

                          Last edited by BusBus; 11-10-2006, 01:41 AM. Reason: oops....wrong smiley
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                          • #43
                            OH GOD!

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                            • #44
                              Oedipus Rex by Tom Lehrer

                              From the Bible to the popular song,
                              There's one theme that we find right along;
                              Of all ideals they hail as good,
                              The most sublime is motherhood.

                              There was a man though, who it seems,
                              Once carried this ideal to extremes.
                              He loved his mother and she loved him,
                              And yet his story is rather grim.

                              There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
                              You may have heard about his odd complex.
                              His name appears in Freud's index
                              'Cause he loved his mother.

                              His rivals used to say quite a bit
                              That as a monarch he was most unfit.
                              But still in all they had to admit
                              That he loved his mother.

                              Yes, he loved his mother like no other,
                              His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
                              One thing on which you can depend is,
                              He sure knew who a boy's best friend is.

                              When he found what he had done,
                              He tore his eyes out, one by one.
                              A tragic end to a loyal son
                              Who loved his mother.

                              So be sweet and kind to mother,
                              Now and then have a chat.
                              Buy her candy or some flowers,
                              Or a brand new hat.
                              But maybe you had better let it go at that.

                              Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex
                              And you may end up like Oedipus.
                              I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus
                              Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
                              Last edited by Antisocial_Worker; 11-10-2006, 02:41 AM.
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                              • #45
                                The Peacocks. Still, oddly, one of my more favorite X-files. I saw that one coming once the guy said that his mom was given the same advice. Do I suffer from a perverted mind? Maybe, after all this is Oregon and we make jokes about ourselves and inbreeding. Anyone seen my sheep? I just got my velcro chaps and rubber boots on and I don't want to chase the thing again. (Its hard to sprint in rubber boots).
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