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Greetings, Super-Fans! Last we left our hero, (pa)trolling at-large to keep the world safe from the diabolical deeds of sucky customers everywhere.....
Lo and behold! Old nemeses have escaped their bonds to wreck havoc!
The Interruptor
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is -
SC: I wanna make a payment!
Me: Alright, if I could just have your policy number, please, I would be happy to-
SC: Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
Ah, the Beam of Rudeness! A clever contraption indeed! Fortunately, I have the power of The Hangover which allow me to quietly retreat to the darkest recesses of my mind in ignoring you!
The ESL Menace
Yes, despite the fact we offer third-party interpreters at no additional charge, you bravely attempt to assimilate and seamlessly blend into society-at-large. Fortunately for us crime-fighters, your clever disguise is transparent apparent the moment you attempt to activate your Engrish Ray.
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is Wade, how may I help you?
SC: Yesss, I have dees poli-seee, and I juan doo make a paaaay-mint.
And thus, the battle is on. Yet I am skilled in the martial art of broken English, having earned my 27th degree black belt from the grandmaster himself, C-3PO.
The Geriatric Avenger
Oh, quite the sly one, you are, with such powerful hearing equivalent to stuffing four cottonballs into the ear of a mere mortal, speaking at speeds making turtles comparable to the Millenium Falcon. Yes, I am onto your devious game!
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is Wade, how may I help you?
SC: yes...... I was..... wonder.... ing.... if.... I.... could....
Fear not, citizens! For I, Wade, have once again saved the world!
Lo and behold! Old nemeses have escaped their bonds to wreck havoc!
The Interruptor
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is -
SC: I wanna make a payment!
Me: Alright, if I could just have your policy number, please, I would be happy to-
SC: Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
Ah, the Beam of Rudeness! A clever contraption indeed! Fortunately, I have the power of The Hangover which allow me to quietly retreat to the darkest recesses of my mind in ignoring you!
The ESL Menace
Yes, despite the fact we offer third-party interpreters at no additional charge, you bravely attempt to assimilate and seamlessly blend into society-at-large. Fortunately for us crime-fighters, your clever disguise is transparent apparent the moment you attempt to activate your Engrish Ray.
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is Wade, how may I help you?
SC: Yesss, I have dees poli-seee, and I juan doo make a paaaay-mint.
And thus, the battle is on. Yet I am skilled in the martial art of broken English, having earned my 27th degree black belt from the grandmaster himself, C-3PO.
The Geriatric Avenger
Oh, quite the sly one, you are, with such powerful hearing equivalent to stuffing four cottonballs into the ear of a mere mortal, speaking at speeds making turtles comparable to the Millenium Falcon. Yes, I am onto your devious game!
Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is Wade, how may I help you?
SC: yes...... I was..... wonder.... ing.... if.... I.... could....
Fear not, citizens! For I, Wade, have once again saved the world!
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