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Two meals are ready to go out. The slip says they belong to table number 5. I take the burgers and head out.
SC4: Sucky Customer at Table 4
SC5: Sucky Customer at Table 5.
I walk to table 5. Two guys are sat there.
Me: Hi there, I've got 2 cheeseburgers?
A look came over the guys. I know that look. It's the "We didn't actually order food, but lets see if we can get away with stealing someone elses" look.
SC5: Uhhhh...yeah!
Me: Can I just check your receipt please?
SC5: Uhhh.....
Table 4, which is a few feet away from 5, piped up.
SC4: HEY! THOSE ARE OUR BURGERS!
Me: Right. *to table 5* Nice try.
I said it in a cheerful, sarcastic way. I couldn't be bothered getting into an arguement with them.
SC4: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO GIVE OUR FOOD AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Me: Well, the ticket said table 5...
SC4: I READ THE TABLE NUMBER WRONG! I THOUGHT I WAS AT NUMBER 5!
Table 5 jumped in again.
SC5: You really need to learn how to do your job properly, pal!
I snapped. Don't ever tell me I can't do my job. EVER.
Me: OK then, how about this. I will do my job properly, you can get out because you tried to steal from this establishment, and if you don't, I will call the police.
Table 4 jumped in.
SC4: That's really harsh! Just because you got the number wrong!
Me: No, you got the number wrong. You couldn't tell the difference between the number 4 and the number 5, and you are blaming me for someone trying to steal your food. So, *to table 5* you two can leave.
Table 5 packed up and left. The guy at table 4 mumbled "I guess that's me been told!"
Where are my college guides?!?
SC4: Sucky Customer at Table 4
SC5: Sucky Customer at Table 5.
I walk to table 5. Two guys are sat there.
Me: Hi there, I've got 2 cheeseburgers?
A look came over the guys. I know that look. It's the "We didn't actually order food, but lets see if we can get away with stealing someone elses" look.
SC5: Uhhhh...yeah!
Me: Can I just check your receipt please?
SC5: Uhhh.....
Table 4, which is a few feet away from 5, piped up.
SC4: HEY! THOSE ARE OUR BURGERS!
Me: Right. *to table 5* Nice try.
I said it in a cheerful, sarcastic way. I couldn't be bothered getting into an arguement with them.
SC4: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO GIVE OUR FOOD AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Me: Well, the ticket said table 5...
SC4: I READ THE TABLE NUMBER WRONG! I THOUGHT I WAS AT NUMBER 5!
Table 5 jumped in again.
SC5: You really need to learn how to do your job properly, pal!
I snapped. Don't ever tell me I can't do my job. EVER.
Me: OK then, how about this. I will do my job properly, you can get out because you tried to steal from this establishment, and if you don't, I will call the police.
Table 4 jumped in.
SC4: That's really harsh! Just because you got the number wrong!
Me: No, you got the number wrong. You couldn't tell the difference between the number 4 and the number 5, and you are blaming me for someone trying to steal your food. So, *to table 5* you two can leave.
Table 5 packed up and left. The guy at table 4 mumbled "I guess that's me been told!"
Where are my college guides?!?
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