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    My mom and I work at the same restaurant. She's one of the managers and I am but a lowly cook...who makes as much as the managers do. Heh. My boss has just called to tell me quite a tale. Why do I miss the exciting stuff?

    Anyway, a little background:

    One of my coworkers has been diagnosed for ovarian cancer. She's going to be out of work for months (potentially even a year, as my mother was when she had it about ten years ago). Well, everyone who works at the store (well, almost everyone) has pitched in some money, and we've raised enough money for her to make a payment on her car (which she just bought as a gift for herself for just graduating high school). The owner of the store also made a collection jar that customers can put money into. So far, we've raised over $400 in just the first week and we empty the jar every night.

    Well, as you've probably guessed, the collection jar sits on the front counter between the two cash registers. My mom said that every customer who has came in has donated some money (spare change at the very least, and two $100's)

    My mom tells me that a woman came in, commented on the jar, made an order, then sat down.

    My mom called the order out, took care of a few things with other customers, then turned around to see the collection jar GONE, and the woman she had just finished ringing up outside, collection jar in hand, RUNNING TO HER CAR! That's right, boys and girls, she was stealing about $200 from a 17-year old girl with cancer.

    My mom took off running after her, screaming.

    Mom: "HEY! What the FUCK do you think you are doing, you stupid backwards CUNT?!" (this is not a typical sentence for my mother to say by the way)
    The woman drops the jar, and tries to get her keys in the ignition.

    My mother, despite looking thin, frail, and that a strong wind would knock her down, is actually quite strong and pretty damn fast (she's got quite a few track trophies from high school). She gets to the car before the woman can even get the keys in the ignition, pulls the woman out of the car (who is screaming "please, please, don't call the police! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!!!) and drags her back into the restaurant.

    Mom to CW: "Lock the doors. NOW. Then call the police."

    CW locks the doors and calls the police, then runs outside through the back to pick up the money before the wind blows it away.

    Woman: "Please, please don't call the cops! I'm sorry! Here, I'll give you guys all the money in my purse to give to that girl! Just please don't call the cops!"
    Mom: "Now you listen here, bitch. I have three kids, and if the money you had tried to take had been for them I would skin you alive. You are going to sit here 'till the cops get here, and you had better HOPE they can't arrest you over something like this."

    Anyway, the cops did get there and did arrest her. I'm just disgusted with people. This isn't the first time this has happened at our store either but I'll save that story for another time.

  • #2
    What the fuck? O_o I'm sorry, but that just defies belief. What a total bitch! I'm glad your mother caught her and dragged her back to face the music; what kind of lowlife steals a collection jar? Hopefully she ends up slapped with a hefty punishment to make her think twice next time.

    Once at the pet centre, this arsehole tried to steal our RSPCA box. Sadly for him tho, it was chained to the till and it fell to the floor and broke open. -.- He was chased by a collegue of mine but got away. All I could think of, as I picked all the coins off the floor, was that he deserved nothing but the worst karma repayment ever for what he did, and I hope it happens to that bitch in your story, too.
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    • #3
      I really despise those who steal from charity jars/boxes/etc. How mean and selfish do you have to be in order to do such a thing? And there's no prestige in doing such a thing, either. It just shows how much of a scumbag you really are...

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      • #4
        I am so happy they arrested her.
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        • #5
          That is so low and disgusting. Good on your mom for chasing her and calling the cops, though!

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          • #6
            I agree that it was good that your mom had her arrested, but can't you get in trouble for putting hands on her, dragging her back into the restaurant and holding her there? I bet the woman wouldn't know any better, but if she got a shiesty attorney your mom could be in trouble.

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            • #7
              Your mom's my hero, guitardude. I hope this got on your local news, because what your mother did was just too awesome for her actions not to be spread around the world.

              And personally, I'd do far worse than skin the person who stole the charity money. I'd hang them upside down, nail them to a tree branch, by the toes, tear off their fingernails an eyelids, and ram a lead pipe up their ass.

              Yes, very brutal, but people who steal from the needy deserve all the brutality the sickest serial killer can think of.
              The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this offends you, you are this moron.

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              • #8
                Quoth Terl1982 View Post
                I agree that it was good that your mom had her arrested, but can't you get in trouble for putting hands on her, dragging her back into the restaurant and holding her there? I bet the woman wouldn't know any better, but if she got a shiesty attorney your mom could be in trouble.
                Would it be considered a citizen's arrest?
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                • #9
                  My church has been robbed twice that I am aware of. The first time, someone broke on and stole the entirety of the weekly collection from that weekend's masses (about five or six grand). The second time (and this was fairly recent) someone crowbarred open the poor boxes at each entrance and stole the money out of them. Money that would have gone to charity.

                  Seriously, you have to be some kind of asshole to from churches/charities like that.
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                  • #10
                    This doesn't suprise me anymore, I see far too many reports of thefts of charity boxes to even be phased by it anymore.
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                      Would it be considered a citizen's arrest?
                      I am not really sure. I just remember in my business law class that we discussed cases about stores that were sued for false imprisonment when they held shop lifters. Now that I think about it, I do think it is ok if you call the cops immediately. My memory might not be great, but I think the stores got into trouble because they held the alleged shop lifters for several hours before contacting the police.

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                      • #12
                        Under German law, property owners catching a thief in the act are allowed to restrain them (using appropriate force) until police arrives - provided police are called instantly, without undue delay.

                        Of course, there's a lot of legalese in there - enough to get you in trouble.
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                        • #13
                          I like to think there's a special hell for people who steal from charities and people in need.

                          It's also reserved for child-molesters and people who talk in the theater.
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                          • #14
                            Ah yes. This Woman deserves to go to the 'Special Hell,' courtesy of Shepard Book (Firefly)

                            People who steal at Christmas go there too.

                            And the people who hurt animals on purpose.
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                            • #15
                              That's completely disgusting. Glad the cops arrested her.
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