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  • Ozzy Called Me!

    Me: Thank you for calling so-and-so. This is Wade, how may I help you?
    SC: Yeah, I, uh.... uh-uh-uh-uh-ya-uh-ya-uh-uh-ung-ung-wanna.... you know-ung-ung-ung-ung-uh-ya-hahahaha!-uh-yun-uh-

    Twenty-two minutes of this. I'm going home to burn my copy of "Live At The Budokan."
    Last edited by Wade; 05-05-2009, 11:24 PM.

  • #2
    in best stoner metal-dude voice: "Uh. Uhn,ehhhnnnngg,uhg I wanna hear...IRON MAN!!"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      " Well, *garble* Youre the one thats been riding a *garble* crazy train, but Ive been the prince of darkness since 1979!!!!"


      Thats my Ozzy impression...*bows*

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      • #4
        SHAAAAARON!

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        • #5
          I get to hear my beloved every time my phone rings.

          "Mama I'm comin' home" is my ringtone.
          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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          • #6
            Wow -

            The Prince of Darkness called you ?
            I'm so jealous !!!!

            Dammit !! ~ Jack Bauer

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            • #7
              I don't have to do impressions of Ozzy, thats my normal accent (BTW have meet him twice)
              "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
              set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

              Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              • #8
                Quoth ShootMePlease View Post
                Wow -

                The Prince of Darkness called you ?
                sadly my first thought was Voltaire...

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  sadly my first thought was Voltaire...
                  As long as I'm not alone in that thought...
                  Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                  • #10
                    I have 4 regular customers- wait, 5 (the 5th is a deaf guy, he has an excuse) Who are REALLY hard to understand. I laughingly call them marblemouths. After several years of practice, I can understand 3 of the five fairly well. The other 2... well, I cross my fingers and hope I don't get stuck with them!

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                    • #11
                      Im from the North (pennsylvania)..and once I went down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for vacation with just friends. One day we go up to the front desk clerk who was a VERY nice guy, but we asked him if he could reccommed somewhere to eat and his answer was VERY hard to understand. Only thing we did understand was the name of the restaurant..the directions from him were impossible. He had such a thick country accent that i seriously could not understand. Ive never had that issue with someone that was speaking english before. We thanked him and then went and google map'ed it. It was a VERY good restaurant..lol.

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