I work at the gift shop/ticket office of a science center. On weekends, the Reservations office is closed. Our shows often sell out on weekends. Our shows aren't that amazing, but people will pull anything to see them, especially when they don't have reservations.
STA - Stupid Travel Agent
Me -
It's Saturday night. I answer the phone:
Me: Hello, <Science Center>. How can I help you?
STA: Hi, I was calling to confirm my group's reservation for tomorrow.
First tip off - no one ever calls the ticket office to "confirm" their reservation. They get a confirmation email from the Reservations office, and that's all they need.
Me: What's the name of your group?
STA: It's IDontMakeReservations Bus Tours.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't see you on tomorrow's list.
STA: Who is on the list?
Second tip off: She was trying to get info about other groups, and then claim that one was her group, and make me modify the reservation to make it hers
Me: I'm sorry, I can't give out that information.
STA: You can't even tell me what other groups are going to the show?
Me: No, that's confidential.
STA: You can't even just tell me the name? One of those groups might be mine!
Yeah right. The one other group was a boy scout troop. Pretty sure that's not a bus tour for elderly people.
STA: Well, anyway, I made a reservation! The people in the Reservations Office helped me!
Me: Okay, then just bring in your email confirmation tomorrow and we'll take care of the rest.
STA: I never got an email confirmation.
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am, but if you don't receive an email confirmation, then you have not made a reservation.
STA: No, I made one, but I just don't have a confirmation.
Me: If you don't have a confirmation, then you don't have a reservation.
Repeat ad nauseum....
STA: Well, anyway, I'll just make the reservation now. We have forty people coming in tomorrow.
Me: I'm sorry, we can only sell tickets the day of the show.
STA: Can you just hold 40 seats, then?
Me: I'm sorry, we can't hold seats. We can only release seats, and thus sell seats, the day of the show. My system won't let me do it ahead of time.
STA: Can't you make an exception? I made a reservation!
Me: Ma'am, there is no record of a reservation and you have no confirmation to prove you made a reservation. If I made an exception for you then I would have to make an exception for everyone.
STA: Well, do you think the show will sell out?
Me: There's a possibility.
STA: Okay, then here's what you do. Write a note that we're coming in tomorrow, and that we'll need 40 seats.
Me: That's a same thing as holding the seats. We can't do that.
STA: Well what can we do?!?
Me: Well, since you don't have a reservation, and the ticket office isn't authorized to hold seats in advance, you'll have to send someone in the morning to purchase 40 tickets to the show. This is the only way to ensure that you will have tickets to the show.
STA: Well, we can't do that. We have a very tight schedule.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Please call back if there's anything else I can help you with.
And then I hung up on her as a fast as I could, before she tried tried to pull something else.
STA - Stupid Travel Agent
Me -

It's Saturday night. I answer the phone:
Me: Hello, <Science Center>. How can I help you?
STA: Hi, I was calling to confirm my group's reservation for tomorrow.
First tip off - no one ever calls the ticket office to "confirm" their reservation. They get a confirmation email from the Reservations office, and that's all they need.
Me: What's the name of your group?
STA: It's IDontMakeReservations Bus Tours.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't see you on tomorrow's list.
STA: Who is on the list?
Second tip off: She was trying to get info about other groups, and then claim that one was her group, and make me modify the reservation to make it hers
Me: I'm sorry, I can't give out that information.
STA: You can't even tell me what other groups are going to the show?
Me: No, that's confidential.
STA: You can't even just tell me the name? One of those groups might be mine!
Yeah right. The one other group was a boy scout troop. Pretty sure that's not a bus tour for elderly people.
STA: Well, anyway, I made a reservation! The people in the Reservations Office helped me!
Me: Okay, then just bring in your email confirmation tomorrow and we'll take care of the rest.
STA: I never got an email confirmation.
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am, but if you don't receive an email confirmation, then you have not made a reservation.
STA: No, I made one, but I just don't have a confirmation.
Me: If you don't have a confirmation, then you don't have a reservation.
Repeat ad nauseum....
STA: Well, anyway, I'll just make the reservation now. We have forty people coming in tomorrow.
Me: I'm sorry, we can only sell tickets the day of the show.
STA: Can you just hold 40 seats, then?
Me: I'm sorry, we can't hold seats. We can only release seats, and thus sell seats, the day of the show. My system won't let me do it ahead of time.
STA: Can't you make an exception? I made a reservation!
Me: Ma'am, there is no record of a reservation and you have no confirmation to prove you made a reservation. If I made an exception for you then I would have to make an exception for everyone.
STA: Well, do you think the show will sell out?
Me: There's a possibility.
STA: Okay, then here's what you do. Write a note that we're coming in tomorrow, and that we'll need 40 seats.
Me: That's a same thing as holding the seats. We can't do that.
STA: Well what can we do?!?
Me: Well, since you don't have a reservation, and the ticket office isn't authorized to hold seats in advance, you'll have to send someone in the morning to purchase 40 tickets to the show. This is the only way to ensure that you will have tickets to the show.
STA: Well, we can't do that. We have a very tight schedule.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Please call back if there's anything else I can help you with.
And then I hung up on her as a fast as I could, before she tried tried to pull something else.

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