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People will steal anything. 
An older woman comes in, dressed in designer clothes and a trenchcoat (hence the moniker I gave her) and a friend/relative of hers, less fashionably dressed. Mrs. Hamptons is stopped at the door when she leaves by our LP and she withdraws a bottle of cheap perfume from under her coat.
"I'll be right out!" she calls cheerfully to her friend, who just nods and rolls her eyes.
Really. For God's sake. Cheap, $3 PERFUME. Not the good stuff, the stuff that people slather on them like water and that makes me choke when I go within 50 feet of you. Perfume. She has more than enough money to pay 3 measly dollars for it but no, too cheap to part with her money.
Not quite as sad as the box of queen size pantyhose I saw lying empty on the shelf, or the box of tampons someone stole on Christmas, but still sad nonetheless.
An older woman comes in, dressed in designer clothes and a trenchcoat (hence the moniker I gave her) and a friend/relative of hers, less fashionably dressed. Mrs. Hamptons is stopped at the door when she leaves by our LP and she withdraws a bottle of cheap perfume from under her coat.
"I'll be right out!" she calls cheerfully to her friend, who just nods and rolls her eyes.
Really. For God's sake. Cheap, $3 PERFUME. Not the good stuff, the stuff that people slather on them like water and that makes me choke when I go within 50 feet of you. Perfume. She has more than enough money to pay 3 measly dollars for it but no, too cheap to part with her money.
Not quite as sad as the box of queen size pantyhose I saw lying empty on the shelf, or the box of tampons someone stole on Christmas, but still sad nonetheless.
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