Mr. No

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Yes Dave, I am looking to come down there and wanted some rates for the 1 bedroom oceanfront

I tell her the rate

Guest: Ok and of course this includes breakfast and complimentary tennis right

Me: no ma'am

Guest: well when I stayed at this other location, they had a package which included these things

Me: that was for that area, we are in a different area

Guest: even so, you should still offer these things

Me: we cant offer a tennis package because we arent afilliated with the tennis center

Guest: it sounds like you cant offer me much of anything.....how do you expect people to reserve with you when you dont offer them anything but a place to sleep?

Me: we do quite well

Guest: I find that hard to believe.....I am looking for a package deal here...is there anyway you can call the owner and see if he would be willing to cover the cost of our tennis and breakfast?

Me: no ma'am

Guest: well I guess I am going to call you "Mr. No" because that seems to be your favorite word. When I stayed in Fiji (or wherever the hell she said she stayed. It was somewhere exotic), the people would bend over backwards to help the customer. Ok Dave, I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself here. Is there anyway we could get free bikes to compensate us for not getting a tennis package?

Me: no ma'am

Guest: no of course not, why would I expect you to say anything different? Well I will not be renting with you and I want you to know you have really disappointed me.

Me: I'm sorry

Guest: yea sure you are, you little prick CLICK

[Crab]

"Hi, give me something you don't offer for no extra charge because I say so, or you're a bastard. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a new car from the greengrocer's and drop my children off at the library for their day-care so I can drive to the garage to get my computer fixed - what's that? They'll offer those services if I damn well tell them to!"
Honestly. "Your hotel is offering people a place to sleep?!?!"
Well, duh.

[SailorMan]

'Mr No,' huh? Wow Dave, you're my favorite arch-villain! When can we see pictures of you in your costume? Or the ones of your underground lair?

[Andara Bledin]

Guest: yea sure you are, you little prick CLICK

I particularly like how Ms Snob EW had to get in the last word and just hang up on you.

Although, by that point, I'm sure you were glad to be rid of her. You just know that if she'd gone with your property, everything would have been wrong with it.

^-.-^

[vacation_rentals_suck]

hey I always wondered what EW meant? LOL

[Andara Bledin]

hey I always wondered what EW meant? LOL

EW = Entitlement Whore = that woman from your OP

^-.-^

[chainedbarista]

for some reason, i was thinking of 'dr. no' when i read the title...

you are such a bad, bad, evil man. <3 gah, rental people and their poor pathetic selves...

[SailorMan]

Crap! I was thinking of 'Dr' No when I made my remarks about 'Mr' No, and arch-villains. I guess it didn't make any sense, then, in that context. There goes my membership in the James Bond Fan Club...

[Skeksin]

I was thinking of James Bond as well. But I got this conversation happen in my head:

Guest: well I guess I am going to call you "Mr. No" because that seems to be your favorite word. When I stayed in Fiji (or wherever the hell she said she stayed. It was somewhere exotic), the people would bend over backwards to help the customer. Ok Dave, I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself here. Is there anyway we could get free bikes to compensate us for not getting a tennis package?

Actually ma'am it's Dr No. I have a PhD in No.

[SailorMan]

I was thinking of James Bond as well. But I got this conversation happen in my head:



Actually ma'am it's Dr No. I have a PhD in No.

Heh, heh. That was actually pretty good.

[Nyoibo]

Guest: no of course not, why would I expect you to say anything different? Well I will not be renting with you and I want you to know you have really disappointed me.

Me: No ma'am

Edited for my amusement.

[Calud]

Actually ma'am it's Dr No. I have a PhD in No.

*falls over backwards*

You're killing me....

[MoxisPilot]

...After reading a wide variety of your posts, I've come to the conclusion that you deal with the sh****st people in the world on a regular basis.


Whose Cheerioes did you piss in, Dave? WHOSE?

[smileyeagle1021]

Actually ma'am it's Dr No. I have a PhD in No.

and I just went to Austin Powers

"It's Dr. No... I did NOT spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called 'mister', show some respect"

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

The whole time I was reading the conversation I was picturing Dave stroking a cat on his lap while he was talking to the SC.

Seriously though, she wants to be compensated because you are refusing to provide a service you don't offer to begin with?? That's like going to radioshack and wanting a free Ipod because they don't sell Lego.