The zombie apocalypse is happening NOW!!!!

[candyshopgirl]

So I'm at register and this girl comes in.She finds what she wants and comes up to pay.Well the whole time she acts as if shes scared to death like someone is gonna jump out and scare her at any moment. Well I tell her the total 4.27 and she starts to hand me a five and then jerks it back and stares at me with this look like she not sure about me. Well I FINALLY get her 5.00 bill and give her back the change. She then stands there just staring and I ask her if she needs her reciept and she shakes her head real slow. So I go about my business(warming up my lunch since I had only moments before lunch break).She is still standing there and then she starts eating her muffin and drinking her water. I decide to ask her one more time do you need a reciept? She once again shakes her head real slow and refuses to move.
And so I start to fill out my change form while my lunch is warming and she is still standing there eating(spilling crumbs on my counter). I ask her again are you sure you don't need a reciept? She shakes her head no. I go then and get my change and come back...And as you guessed shes still standing there. And then my lunch relief comes in and wonders .So I decide to ask her again do you need a reciept and she shakes her head yes. And I hand her one and she leaves.
I have never been so confused in my life. She wasted 10 mins if not more shaking her head no...I swear she was either really stupid,self centered,or a zombie.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I don't think that was a zombie, I think it was a druggie.

[Eddyisme]

hmmm....staring and not moving.

maybe she has a crush on you, has she been in before? was she she cute/hot....
could be she didn't know how to express herself. lucky guy you.

[finlayfox]

possible druggie... but to me it also sounds like it could be a case of debilitating anxiety

[friendofjimmyk]

Drugs or a mental illness or behavioral issue

[Red Hand of Ulster]

I vote for druggie, too. And for some reason, I keep picturing Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan on SNL).

[PepperElf]

the zombies ate her brain!

[blas]

I vote druggie as well.

[Athaelia]

I'm thinking...either a druggie (Then again sometimes you can't get one to stop talking...) or she has extreme Social Anxiety Disorder. Or perhaps, just a wierdo freak... Lots of them walking around these days...

[Greenday]

I'm willing to disagree with my fellow CS members and I'm voting zombie. OR maybe she was a velociraptor in disguise, scoping out your workplace for weaknesses.

[jerkface11]

I say disguised velociraptor zombie with a drug problem.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

The story reminded me of Lrrr ("Futurama") after he ate that hippy...

"Whoa... my hands are HUGE."

[Pairou]

I dunno, it sounds like someone doing it on purpose (like most of my high-school acquaintances; no, I don't know why it was so funny to them either), or someone with severe anxiety disorder (I've been known to do something vaguely similar, though for a far shorter period of time).

Then again, zombies... hmm.

[SG15Z]

I vote Zombies simply on the basis as it's a more fun theory!

Just don't let her eat you brainz!!!

[ottid]

I'm going to say Zombie, but I'm not sure if I would want it to be one of Peter Jackson's ones from Braindead.