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  • Mr. Fake Wanna-be-a Cop

    Today I had an encounter with THIS lovely lady.

    I was walking when I got a radio call to come to one of the entrances. As I’m on my way, I passed a mother and father with 2-pre teen children, boy and girl, each rolling on Heely shoes. So I said to them “No riding Heelies in the mall, ok.”

    The boy stopped. I kept walking, then heard the rolling again. I turned-around and the girl was doing it. So I repeated “Hey, no Heelies ok.”

    The mother’s eyes bug-out and she starts flapping her arms at me as they walk-by, yelling “Ok, ok no heelies we’ve got it Mr. fake wanna-be a cop with your plastic badge! Why don’t you just go-on now and make your $7.00 an hour!??”

    Ooook. I admit this REALLY miffed me. But all I said was “Actually, it’s ‘Miss.’ And our policy is no roller blading, bikes…”

    “Ma’am, Mr, whatever! Go do your job pretending to be a cop! Blah blah blah (I wasn’t sure what she was saying but it wasn’t exactly polite)

    “I’m sorry ma’am, but if you don’t like our policies I can ask you to leave.” The husband turns around with a frantic look on his face and mouths ‘sorry’ while trying to calm his wife. And since we’re still walking in the same direction (since I'm still headed towards where the radio call originated from) the mother starts to freak again, this time directing her comments towards her husband. “Oh my god, is she FOLLOWING us!!??”

    “Actually ma’am, I was going this way, I am not following you.” I tried to take a less-direct path to where I had to go, listening to the woman b***h the whole way.

    I will probably do a write-up for my manager in-case this woman complains, as it seems she may be coming-in quite regularly since her children signed-up for a class.

    Ugh.
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    I just never get this mindset. "Oh, rules. Pah... they don't apply to me. Despite the fact I put my pants on like everyone else, they simply don't apply to me because I'm special." Argh...

    It's like construction zones on highways. Yeah, I know they suck. I know they seem to have the roads ripped up every freakin' year. There's one project going on my way to work that I'm about to hang a sign off the partially built bridge of theirs that says 'The sun will burn out in 3 billion years. Too bad these guys will be working in the dark!' But if the speed limit is 55, then damn it, drive 55! Just because there are no cops around is not a free license to act like an ass, especially if there are people working there. You think those orange barrels are going to keep you from turning them into pavement pizza if you crash through them at 70+? If so, I've got a nice suspension bridge in San Francisco to sell you.

    There are times I feel like saying 'hell with it' and drive regular speed myself, but a) I feel guilty breaking the law and b) I'll probably do it the one time there's a cop around to see it.
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    • #3
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      Quoth IT Grunt View Post
      I just never get this mindset. "Oh, rules. Pah... they don't apply to me. Despite the fact I put my pants on like everyone else, they simply don't apply to me because I'm special." Argh...

      It's like construction zones on highways. Yeah, I know they suck. I know they seem to have the roads ripped up every freakin' year. There's one project going on my way to work that I'm about to hang a sign off the partially built bridge of theirs that says 'The sun will burn out in 3 billion years. Too bad these guys will be working in the dark!' But if the speed limit is 55, then damn it, drive 55! Just because there are no cops around is not a free license to act like an ass, especially if there are people working there. You think those orange barrels are going to keep you from turning them into pavement pizza if you crash through them at 70+? If so, I've got a nice suspension bridge in San Francisco to sell you.

      There are times I feel like saying 'hell with it' and drive regular speed myself, but a) I feel guilty breaking the law and b) I'll probably do it the one time there's a cop around to see it.
      In WA, traffic fines double in work zones. ouch.

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      • #4
        You should have said "Actually, you smug bitch, Miss Wannabe Cop says no heelies because the "Real" cops don't like getting called to show up when someone gets run down or hit by your pwecious angels flying up and down the mall!"
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Ma'am, if you don't like talkign to a fake cop, would you prefer to talk to a real one?
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          • #6
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            Ma'am, if you don't like talkign to a fake cop, would you prefer to talk to a real one?
            Ooooh. I wish I'd said that. But if I did, I know I would get an official talking to, even though my manager would agree it was funny as heck. I WISH I could say this type of thing, but comments like that have burned several of my co-workers in the past, and sometimes even show-up in court.

            I WANTED to tell her how much I make, I really did. Just to see her face.
            "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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            • #7
              "Mr. Fake wanna-be-a-cop" could just as easily have called the REAL cops & then watched as the fun started when they came over to interrogate her.

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              • #8
                What difference does it make how much you make? Unless this woman was Mrs. Gates or something, her family is probably not making much more than you.

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                • #9
                  Honestly, they need to stop dressing security guards in a semi-policeman uniform (complete with badge.)

                  What they NEED to do is dress you all like the flipping Secret Service, with black turtlenecks and sportcoats, and let you all hold big cricket bats that say "Do Not F*ck With Me" on them.

                  Maybe you'd get the respect you deserve, then.
                  "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Stryker One View Post
                    In WA, traffic fines double in work zones. ouch.
                    Pennsylvania does that too. I have no problem with going 55mph through work zones. However, the damn tourists plodding along at less than 35...tend to fuck it up for everybody
                    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                    • #11
                      Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
                      What difference does it make how much you make? Unless this woman was Mrs. Gates or something, her family is probably not making much more than you.
                      It bothers me because people assume we are stupid and have only a high-school education. Therefore they can't imagine we make more than minimum wage, never mind the job hazards. I went through a lot of training to be qualified for my job. I even took extra courses for my own benefit. I deserve every penny I make for what I have to deal with. So it bothers me this woman based how she should treat me on how much $ she THOUGHT I make. My job serves a purpose like any other.
                      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                      • #12
                        Quoth LillFilly View Post
                        It bothers me because people assume we are stupid and have only a high-school education. Therefore they can't imagine we make more than minimum wage, never mind the job hazards. I went through a lot of training to be qualified for my job. I even took extra courses for my own benefit. I deserve every penny I make for what I have to deal with. So it bothers me this woman based how she should treat me on how much $ she THOUGHT I make. My job serves a purpose like any other.
                        I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to the woman. It shouldn't matter if you make minimum wage or as much as some CEO, you're word is effectively the law in the mall. But then again, maybe she would prefer to have her little darlings skulls cracked open as they try to avoid other customers....

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                        • #13
                          Quoth LillFilly View Post
                          It bothers me because people assume we are stupid and have only a high-school education. Therefore they can't imagine we make more than minimum wage, never mind the job hazards. I went through a lot of training to be qualified for my job. I even took extra courses for my own benefit. I deserve every penny I make for what I have to deal with. So it bothers me this woman based how she should treat me on how much $ she THOUGHT I make. My job serves a purpose like any other.
                          Not only that, but some security personnel have to get licenses to carry guns like the ones at my job. Those are the kind that you can't and don't wanna fuck with.It bothers me too that people think that with a job like yours and others similar to that are looked down on despite the hazards and crap that come with the job.
                          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                          • #14
                            Apparently, she DIDN'T actually get the "no heelies in the mall" concept. You had to tell her idiot children more than once.

                            She also didn't get that you WERE doing your job. That's why she was having a conversation with you.

                            Apparently, her billions cannot buy a brain.

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                            • #15
                              In WA, traffic fines double in work zones. ouch.
                              NY too. Also I think it's the same in VA.

                              yeah i hate people who say, "o look rules... they must apply to everyone else, cos I AM too good for them!"

                              self centered bitches

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