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  • #1

    ...Go to hell....

    No I will not allow you to bring your cart into the fitting room, just because it is SOOOO much of an inconvenience for you to have to walk back out here to retrieve your billion items. No your husband can't go with you.... well because it's a LADIES dressing room... I don't think the other ovaries will appreciate it.
    Yes that little old lady got to bring her cart in...Yes her husband went with her. Why? Because my manager said it was okay.... Why? Because he has Alzheimer and his wife wants him to stay with her, and because he wanted to take the basket back and we just don't have the heart to argue with him.

    No I will not call my manager down here for you. I'm as high up the food chain as you get on this one... my fitting room... my rules...You are barely even thirty...I'm sure you can handle the walk.

    No I don't think it is unfair in any way, shape, or form....
    What I do think is unfair is that while that sweet old man in there has his brain slowly rotting away... and you are still the very picture of health.

    My suggestions.
    1.Pull that "I'm so important" stick out of your ass.
    2.Quit bitching... It shall get you nowhere with me.
    3.Do as you are told.
    4.if all above fail... Go home... find a gun...or a knife... or a very high ledge... and kindly remove yourself from existence...

    p.s.... I hate you.


    ((...The nice little old man said "Thank you princess" to me when he left! ))
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    i didnt realize you were female hmm

    but anyway that lady im sure will get over it ... after nap time cuz certainly she never graduated from kindergarten

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    • #3
      What kind of crazy woman wants her husband in a fitting room with her??

      There are much better and more covert places for a quickie.
      "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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      • #4
        Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
        What kind of crazy woman wants her husband in a fitting room with her??

        There are much better and more covert places for a quickie.
        Because her leash doesn't reach that far?

        Seriously, with the attitude she was displaying, she most likely wanted her husband in there to be her personal shopper/whipped go-fer.
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        • #5
          Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
          What kind of crazy woman wants her husband in a fitting room with her??

          There are much better and more covert places for a quickie.
          Well, I wanted my BF in the fitting room when I was trying on bras because 1) I can't stand bra shopping and 2) it is really difficult to figure out if they fit on your own. He could reach around back and tug on the back, etc., to see if it fit well. No hanky panky, just some honest helpfulness.
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          • #6
            Quoth bloodrose View Post
            Well, I wanted my BF in the fitting room when I was trying on bras because 1) I can't stand bra shopping and 2) it is really difficult to figure out if they fit on your own. He could reach around back and tug on the back, etc., to see if it fit well. No hanky panky, just some honest helpfulness.

            ...and that's where the awesomeness of communication comes in. I can totally see why that would be useful. I also still see how the other ladies in the other fitting rooms could be upset. I'm not sure what my decision would be, but I'd surely be more willing to help you if I knew why you wanted him there.

            If more people would calmly explain why they wanted what they wanted instead of making scenes, maybe they'd get what they wanted. No guarantees, but good gravy!

            ........but, of course, these are SCs...
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            • #7
              You know, I read the word cart repeatedly as "cat", which brought up a whole different set of issues.
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              • #8
                Quoth sanchopanza65 View Post
                You know, I read the word cart repeatedly as "cat", which brought up a whole different set of issues.
                Get your mind outta the gutter, you perv

                Besides, I don't know of any cats that would care to go bra-shopping. Be kinda awkward to find one that fits all 6 nipples and all . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post

                  If more people would calmly explain why they wanted what they wanted instead of making scenes, maybe they'd get what they wanted. No guarantees, but good gravy!

                  ........but, of course, these are SCs...
                  Verily. I always ask very politely. Why manners are so hard, I don't get. They seem pretty basic to me.
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