Fun with lotion and hubcaps

[depechemodefan]

whole bunch of my coworkers told me about the guy wearing a hubcap. Yeah, full-size hubcap, on a chain around his neck.

They forgot to tell me about the spinner.

I finally saw him and someone asked him to spin the spinner and it spun.


Then I see a woman at a computer pull out some lotion. Then she lifts her shirt and starts applying it to her belly. I point it out to a coworker and she cracks up. We tell security. By this time the woman is lifting her shirt and she has no bra on. Me, security and the cop just look on stuned. The security talks to her and she leaves. Security tells me "she was on 6, now she is on 7."

[Mr_Bandwagon]

Security tells me "she was on 6, now she is on 7."

That does this mean?

[Imogene]

That does this mean?

Strikes? Outs? She's played a half inning then...

[tropicsgoddess]

Must be pretty heavy to wear a hubcap. I'm still pretty at the lady who suddenly started putting lotion on her belly in front of you.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Must be pretty heavy to wear a hubcap. I'm still pretty at the lady who suddenly started putting lotion on her belly in front of you.

That's a double right there.

I can see wearing a medallion around one's neck, but a full-sized hubcap???? How the Hell does he go to the bathroom with that s**** on?

As far as "Lotion Lady" goes . . . sounds like she's an attention seeker. Or she's off her meds . . . .or both.

And it's usually my experience that those who do these exhibitionist things are the ones you DON'T want to see exposed.

[depechemodefan]

Quoth depechemodefan
Security tells me "she was on 6, now she is on 7."

That does this mean?

Quoth Juwl Strikes? Outs? She's played a half inning then...

I think Juwl got it. Though it might mean "how many times we asked her to leave today."

This is the woman who had a miscarriage last year, and the same day she was discharged she was in the library asking to use a phone so she can call for a prescription for pain pills.

The guard today told me she was also caught several times soliciting. She's not bad looking but she is one of those girls who hang out with the homeless (I guess they take care of their own) and a doubt her looks will go soon.

quote tropicsgoddess I'm still pretty at the lady who suddenly started putting lotion on her belly in front of you.

She was at a computer. Not really hidden, because it was a computer at the end of the row, close to where me, the security guard and the cop were standing. She might have not expected us to be part of her audiance.

quote DGoddessChardonnayI can see wearing a medallion around one's neck, but a full-sized hubcap???? How the Hell does he go to the bathroom with that s**** on?

As far as "Lotion Lady" goes . . . sounds like she's an attention seeker. Or she's off her meds . . . .or both.

And it's usually my experience that those who do these exhibitionist things are the ones you DON'T want to see exposed.

I guess there are small cars (maybe a Nissan) that can use really small hubcaps. It was almost the size of his chest, though he was a tall guy.

The lotion lady is just dumb and a attention seeker. Also, I imagine a lot of homeless people are off their meds.
Before the lotion thing, she went to the cop to complain about some guy. Not that anything happened in the library, but I guess she wanted attention. Like this past winter, when it was really cold, she walked around in jeans and a shirt, but no jacket or sweater. I don't know if she wanted sympathy or just didn't mind the cold. But people noticed how bare she was considering the weather.

[Fox One]

I think Juwl got it. Though it might mean "how many times we asked her to leave today."

This is the woman who had a miscarriage last year, and the same day she was discharged she was in the library asking to use a phone so she can call for a prescription for pain pills.

The guard today told me she was also caught several times soliciting. She's not bad looking but she is one of those girls who hang out with the homeless (I guess they take care of their own) and a doubt her looks will go soon.

She was at a computer. Not really hidden, because it was a computer at the end of the row, close to where me, the security guard and the cop were standing. She might have not expected us to be part of her audiance.



I guess there are small cars (maybe a Nissan) that can use really small hubcaps. It was almost the size of his chest, though he was a tall guy.

The lotion lady is just dumb and a attention seeker. Also, I imagine a lot of homeless people are off their meds.
Before the lotion thing, she went to the cop to complain about some guy. Not that anything happened in the library, but I guess she wanted attention. Like this past winter, when it was really cold, she walked around in jeans and a shirt, but no jacket or sweater. I don't know if she wanted sympathy or just didn't mind the cold. But people noticed how bare she was considering the weather.

Suzuki Esteems rolls on 8" wheels. That's not too big at all. A rather...silly...fashion statement, but not one that would hinder his movement.

[PepperElf]

at first i thought it meant how hot they thought she was (blah, lol)

[MercenaryMuffin]

What's the saying? "The only people who want to be naked all the time are the ones who should never be"