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Pretty self explanatory, I'm combining Wednesday, Thursday and today into one neat package.
Let's Ignore Ralerin When...
-She's standing right at her register staring at you.
-She's calling for people to enter her line.
-When cashier who's opening directs you to her line and you turn around in a circle and say "WHERE?!" She's short but NOT THAT MUCH. The top of her head is visible over the candy racks.
-When you want to make a legitimate complaint about our Aid of Rite pharmacy tech and when she asks you 3 times if you would like to speak to the manager, both for the store and for the pharmacy, refuse and ask if there's a website for comments.
-She refuses to sell you your precious, precious beer. No, if friend has no ID, you get nothing either. No, coming in 30 seconds later sans friend will still make her refuse you.
Let's Notice Ralerin When...
-She's going on break and taking off vest and flipping her closed sign out. This is the perfect opportunity to march up, bang 30 pack of beer on counter and snap "Gimmie a pack of Marbs." Also the perfect opportunity for righteous indignation when she tells you she's on break.
-When she's standing at the photo counter ripping up the sales signs for next week. No, banging 30 pack of beer on counter and demanding cigarettes and flipping open billfold will not make her produce a register out of her ass. Visit cashier two steps down.
-When she's helping other customers at the cigar counter and you snap loudly "WHERE ARE YOUR COOLERS? NO NOT THE KIND YOU STORE SOFT DRINKS IN, I WANT THE COLD SOFT DRINKS!" Will make ralerin say "You rude woman!" to the cigar counter.
Let's Bitch At Ralerin When...
-She STILL refuses to sell you that beer if you and friend do not have license. No, swearing at her in Japanese will make her more determined to resist you, not less.
-She asks you to repeat yourself and you roll both your body and your eyes and SIGH like you're being tortured. SPEAK UP.
-She refuses to write out your check for you. No, snapping "WELL YOU GOT FAT ON ME?!?" will simply make her go
as you are easily twice her size and ralerin is no slim pixie herself. Also, ralerin has never seen you before in her life.
Let's Ignore Ralerin When...
-She's standing right at her register staring at you.
-She's calling for people to enter her line.
-When cashier who's opening directs you to her line and you turn around in a circle and say "WHERE?!" She's short but NOT THAT MUCH. The top of her head is visible over the candy racks.
-When you want to make a legitimate complaint about our Aid of Rite pharmacy tech and when she asks you 3 times if you would like to speak to the manager, both for the store and for the pharmacy, refuse and ask if there's a website for comments.
-She refuses to sell you your precious, precious beer. No, if friend has no ID, you get nothing either. No, coming in 30 seconds later sans friend will still make her refuse you.
Let's Notice Ralerin When...
-She's going on break and taking off vest and flipping her closed sign out. This is the perfect opportunity to march up, bang 30 pack of beer on counter and snap "Gimmie a pack of Marbs." Also the perfect opportunity for righteous indignation when she tells you she's on break.
-When she's standing at the photo counter ripping up the sales signs for next week. No, banging 30 pack of beer on counter and demanding cigarettes and flipping open billfold will not make her produce a register out of her ass. Visit cashier two steps down.
-When she's helping other customers at the cigar counter and you snap loudly "WHERE ARE YOUR COOLERS? NO NOT THE KIND YOU STORE SOFT DRINKS IN, I WANT THE COLD SOFT DRINKS!" Will make ralerin say "You rude woman!" to the cigar counter.
Let's Bitch At Ralerin When...
-She STILL refuses to sell you that beer if you and friend do not have license. No, swearing at her in Japanese will make her more determined to resist you, not less.
-She asks you to repeat yourself and you roll both your body and your eyes and SIGH like you're being tortured. SPEAK UP.
-She refuses to write out your check for you. No, snapping "WELL YOU GOT FAT ON ME?!?" will simply make her go
as you are easily twice her size and ralerin is no slim pixie herself. Also, ralerin has never seen you before in her life.
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