That woman did not order her hobbit-sized son (My bf is roughly that size, I can say it!) a jacket. She ordered him a tent!
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First, the thread title cracked me up.
Second, the "G" guy reminded me of so many of my customers. I call them Spellers. People with short, easy-to-spell names who insist on spelling them out for us while we're filling out their one-hour envelopes. Like we can't figure out how to spell "Ed." It's a pet peeve of mine.
Yet, the ones with truly difficult or strange names usually don't spell them unless we ask them to.
Third...
And the rest of it... *twitch* D:
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Quoth Fenrus View Post...disemboweled with a plastic spoon-fork. Police on scene said "It was wacky."
Kudos for the reference!Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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Gah!I've got the Slap Chow song in my head! Damn you GK!!!
Quoth CrabFIRST TOAST.
aaaaaah. I've been sitting here pressing F5 and hoping it will make the boredom end. And I haven't been disappointed. Extended metaphors HO!~
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...I was lured in by the "OH GOD PLEASE CLICK ME LINK".... and now slap chop will haunt my nightmares....
For this you must pay... the black sky-train comes for YOU next!
(soon as I find out who is responsible for sending it on it's errands of demise)"I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
-Red
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Quoth Red_Dazes View PostFor this you must pay... the black sky-train comes for YOU next!
(soon as I find out who is responsible for sending it on it's errands of demise)
Anyways, I am like always like thankful like for a new like Gravekeeper post. It like fills me with like enough like positive energy to like carry on to the next like week of like mind-numbing like drudgery that is like my job.
Like, thank you, Gravekeeper.
Signed, El Pollo Guerrera...
That's E, as in George...Last edited by El Pollo Guerrera; 05-25-2009, 07:48 AM."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View PostThat's E, as in George...Agghhhh! >_<
1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Oh God! It all makes sense! Cheney...Bush 41 and 43. Baseball bats! Black Skytrains! The FALAFEL HOUSE!! SLAP CHOW!!! PINK CAMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The world is aup place.
I have a...thing. Wanna see it?
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I'm still shuddering over the concept of tuna greasehttps://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
Great YouTube channel check it out!
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMy Skytrain this evening smelled like low tide. Not just regular low tide. But dead jellyfish low tide.
On a warm, warm summer day.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostA Kebler elf in the great corporate tree.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “Why don't you call the CIA directly."Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “I’m sure they have a public number listed.”
It took me all of about 10 seconds to find it. Would have been quicker, but my computer's been slow lately.
Just in case their phone number is not enough for Uncle Vick, he can also email the CIA here, send them regular mail at Central Intelligence Agency, Office of Public Affairs, Washington, D.C. 20505 , and even FAX them at (703) 482-1739.
Just thought you might like to have that in your arsenal for the next time Uncle Vick is seeking an audience with the spooks.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “Ok….uh, anyways, there are probably some individuals that probably have, you know.”
….small pox? Herpes? No, I don’t know.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI’ve never talked to anyone before that could say so much yet so little at the same time.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “My boy, you know. He likes wearing big jackets.”
SC: “He’s about 5’4, 140, 150 lbs”
Quoth Juwl View PostDid Vick call them Bush 41 and 43? I've only ever heard them called GW Bush and Bush Jr.
Quoth Spider Jerusalem View PostPeople with short, easy-to-spell names who insist on spelling them out for us while we're filling out their one-hour envelopes. Like we can't figure out how to spell "Ed." It's a pet peeve of mine.
Yet, the ones with truly difficult or strange names usually don't spell them unless we ask them to.
Quoth telecom_goddess View PostI'm still shuddering over the concept of tuna grease
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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