I can't believe my self control...

[McGoddess09]

Thanks you guys. I won't be able to look at 'my friend' the same way for a while.

[BethB]

BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!"
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Reply: "Well you're here and I'm sure your parents didn't do that on purpose."
Okay mean but seriously. I once had a lady complain of cold fries so I made a fresh batch and then she complained they were too hot. Uhhh...so let them cool.

[mikoyan29]

Reply: "Well you're here and I'm sure your parents didn't do that on purpose."
Okay mean but seriously. I once had a lady complain of cold fries so I made a fresh batch and then she complained they were too hot. Uhhh...so let them cool.

Was her name Goldilocks?

[BethB]

Could have been. she was blonde(I'm not insulting blondes. Please don't hurt me.)

[jerkface11]

WTF?! COME BACK HALF AN HOUR LATER OR LONGER,COMPLAINING ABOUT COLD FRIES. OF COURSE THEY ARE COLD NOW.

I once had a guy try to return a double cheeseburger at least 4 hours after he bought it saying it was cold. In his defense he was VERY high when he bought it though and he wasn't mad when told no.

[SG15Z]

BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!" *leaves*
Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!

*note to self...don't ask how the bagel holes are made!*

Bah! There I go breaking Rule 1! Damn you two!

[McGoddess09]

SG, you have taken my Rule Number 1 virginity.

And it was GREAT!

[Plaidman]

SG, you have taken my Rule Number 1 virginity.

And it was GREAT!

*cocks shotgun* SG, giving you five seconds head start....

[Blade_Raver]

BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!"
Me: Yes they do! You were born!

Another one, edited for my amusement!