Me= She who does a good job at pretending to give a damn
MP = Man on phone
Me: Thanks for calling [my store] this is Cyan, how may I help you?
MP: Hi, I’d like to talk to a manager.
Me: Ok, and what is it regarding so I can transfer you to the appropriate person.
MP: Well……. I bought something yesterday, and….. I’d just like to speak with a manager.
Me: Maybe it’s something I can help you with? [Because most of the time I can solve the problem without resorting to calling a manager!]
MP: So I’m not gonna be able to get through to anyone?
Me: [sigh] Alright one moment please.
So I put him on hold and page for a manager, and of course he hangs up 30 seconds later. It's usually the other way around. I will get the documentary of the mini-series of the customer's issue when all I need is the abridged edition.

MP = Man on phone
Me: Thanks for calling [my store] this is Cyan, how may I help you?
MP: Hi, I’d like to talk to a manager.
Me: Ok, and what is it regarding so I can transfer you to the appropriate person.
MP: Well……. I bought something yesterday, and….. I’d just like to speak with a manager.
Me: Maybe it’s something I can help you with? [Because most of the time I can solve the problem without resorting to calling a manager!]
MP: So I’m not gonna be able to get through to anyone?
Me: [sigh] Alright one moment please.
So I put him on hold and page for a manager, and of course he hangs up 30 seconds later. It's usually the other way around. I will get the documentary of the mini-series of the customer's issue when all I need is the abridged edition.

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