SC=some stupid old hillbilly sounding guy
me= Tall dark and handsome
*ring ring ring
Me: Thanks for calling fastfood place this is me how can I help you?
Sc: I want you to know your fastfood place is the wost one in the state of Arkansas!!!
Me: Um ok what's wrong sir?
Sc: First off I was charged for my waters!!
Me: Oh? What size did you get?
Sc: I asked for small but the girl in the drive thru gave me large!! (a lie I checked they were rung up as medium which would still charge as only small is free)
Me: She?
Sc: She He what does it matter!! My hamburgers were TRASH too (I take it he was not a cannibal)
Me: What was wrong with your burgers?
Sc: They had not sauce on them!! (our hamburgers don't have sauce they have ketchup and mustard) And they were cold they must have been sitting around before we got them (total bullshit they're ALWAYS made fresh)
Me: Well sir if you just bring all that back I'll replace them for you
Sc: I wouldn't come back there for all the tea in china!! (did you honestly say that????) I want my money back!
Me: Ok just bring the burgers back and I'll refund your money
Sc: NO!!!!! I'm not coming back unless you pay my gas money!
Me: I can't refund your money if you don't come back TONIGHT
Sc: I'll be back in 3 or 4 days i'll get my money then and i'll keep the burgers and bring them back covered in maggots!!!!
Me: If you want your money you'll come in tonight
Sc: (incoherent screaming)
Me: *click (goes on about doing my job)
5 minutes pass *Ring ring ring
Me
oooh it's him again!!) Thank you for calling fastfood place this is me how can I help you?
Sc: You hung up on me !!
Me: Yes are you done yelling?
Sc:Are you going to have my money in a few days?
Me: I told you if you want it come get it TONIGHT
Sc: That's it I'm calling the county health department!
Me: You're going to call the health department because your burgers were made wrong?
Sc: YES!!
Me: OK I bet they'll like that
Sc: You bet they will hahahaha (odd silence for a few seconds so i hang up again)
I then called my boss to let him know about it he had me write it down in case the nut calls the health department and makes shit up. I'll update if there's any more info on this one and I hope there is.
me= Tall dark and handsome
*ring ring ring
Me: Thanks for calling fastfood place this is me how can I help you?
Sc: I want you to know your fastfood place is the wost one in the state of Arkansas!!!
Me: Um ok what's wrong sir?
Sc: First off I was charged for my waters!!
Me: Oh? What size did you get?
Sc: I asked for small but the girl in the drive thru gave me large!! (a lie I checked they were rung up as medium which would still charge as only small is free)
Me: She?
Sc: She He what does it matter!! My hamburgers were TRASH too (I take it he was not a cannibal)
Me: What was wrong with your burgers?
Sc: They had not sauce on them!! (our hamburgers don't have sauce they have ketchup and mustard) And they were cold they must have been sitting around before we got them (total bullshit they're ALWAYS made fresh)
Me: Well sir if you just bring all that back I'll replace them for you
Sc: I wouldn't come back there for all the tea in china!! (did you honestly say that????) I want my money back!
Me: Ok just bring the burgers back and I'll refund your money
Sc: NO!!!!! I'm not coming back unless you pay my gas money!
Me: I can't refund your money if you don't come back TONIGHT
Sc: I'll be back in 3 or 4 days i'll get my money then and i'll keep the burgers and bring them back covered in maggots!!!!
Me: If you want your money you'll come in tonight
Sc: (incoherent screaming)
Me: *click (goes on about doing my job)
5 minutes pass *Ring ring ring
Me

Sc: You hung up on me !!
Me: Yes are you done yelling?
Sc:Are you going to have my money in a few days?
Me: I told you if you want it come get it TONIGHT
Sc: That's it I'm calling the county health department!
Me: You're going to call the health department because your burgers were made wrong?
Sc: YES!!
Me: OK I bet they'll like that
Sc: You bet they will hahahaha (odd silence for a few seconds so i hang up again)
I then called my boss to let him know about it he had me write it down in case the nut calls the health department and makes shit up. I'll update if there's any more info on this one and I hope there is.
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