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  • Offensive Serial Offender *long*

    On a day with really very little fuss there was one shining beacon of SC-ness. He was expertly trained in pissing off wait-staff. Our journey begins at a time when everyone else's shifts had finished, leaving only me out front. Not an ideal situation, but hey, these things happen. This guy is stood in our takeaway area waiting as I'm rushing around. I apologise a couple of times as I go past him. A couple of minutes later I get to him and he decides that he now wants to eat in and calls in the other 5 people to join him. On his way in he says he wants a free drink for waiting. I tell him that I don't have the authority to do that. Also (and I didn't say this) but he chose to wait, there are other takeaways in the area.

    SC Strike 1: Trying for free stuff.

    So the group sit down and I go to take drink orders. They tell me that more people are due to join them so I tell them no problem and that I'll take their drinks for now and sort the others out when they get there. I bring them up their drinks and the other two have arrived. They both order drinks too so I start to leave the table to go sort the new drinks and I hear main SC dog-whistle for my attention. I ignored him and carried on. I'm not a dog and won't be treated as one.

    SC Strike 2: Whistling at me as if I was a dog, across the restaurant.

    I return to the table with more drinks and take the order. They order their pizzas well done, which I've not heard of....ever. Not really sure we can even do that really, but ok. I notice the drink jug is empty so offer to refill it for them. They say yes and main SC yells after me 'TO THE TOP!".

    SC Strike 3: Shouting, being obnoxious and disturbing other customers (everyone currently dining looked over towards it).

    I take the jug back filled right to the top. During the time they ate they were rude to another member of staff and me a couple more times, bringing in SC Strike 4. However, the real annoyance came at the time of the bill. I take it over to them and I see them examining it. Immediately I know that they're going to make stuff up to get money off. He finger clicks me over and by this point my patience has entirely evaporated. He points to an item on the bill and tries telling me I've over charged for something. When I try and explain every person on the table yells at me that its my fault. I grab a menu and show them that its right.

    At this point main SC says, 'Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure I'll find something.'

    Me: I'm sure you will.

    I left at this point and my fuming must have been pretty apparent because they all paid in full. Honestly though, these were my most difficult customers for a fair while.

  • #2
    Dare I ask if they even had the decency to leave a tip?

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    • #3
      If an incredibly messy table could be considered a tip then yes...

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      • #4
        I order pizzas well done all the time. I like the cheese dark. Tastes better to me that way...and at the local pizza place, sometimes the crust tastes a little underdone to me too. I also order it without the tomato sauce (allergic to a spice in the sauce at the local pizza place)

        The manager at the pizza place last night was cool with cooking our pizza well done last night. They werent busy in the dining room at all, and the manager seems to remember our order when we go in, and we dont go there all that often (my mom has to be talked into getting a pizza usually) It's my favorite place in town for pizza.

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        • #5
          Quoth PizzaDrone View Post
          Immediately I know that they're going to make stuff up to get money off.
          The sister-in-law checks over every receipt, ever given to us when we eat out, even mine, although I've started resisting her attempts.
          I don't know how the hell she could possibly remember the price of my dinner, unless she ordered exactly the same thing, which, seeing as I usually order last, I refuse to do.
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Oh don't get me wrong, if one of the other customers had been looking I probably wouldn't have thought about it, but the earlier attempts for free stuff just set off alarms for me that he'd look for stuff to scam.

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            • #7
              Quoth Juwl View Post
              The sister-in-law checks over every receipt, ever given to us when we eat out, even mine, although I've started resisting her attempts.
              I don't know how the hell she could possibly remember the price of my dinner, unless she ordered exactly the same thing, which, seeing as I usually order last, I refuse to do.
              I was taught that it was rude to look over the receipt unless you were paying.
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              • #8
                Quoth wagegoth View Post
                I was taught that it was rude to look over the receipt unless you were paying.
                Yup. Sister-in-law is well known for being, in her words, 'bossy', and in mine, 'a downright bitch'. Mom's mom and I always discuss when she's in town, and we're both entirely confused why my brother married her.
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth PizzaDrone View Post
                  OThey order their pizzas well done, which I've not heard of....ever.

                  That's how I always order my pizzas...

                  Just means I want the cheese darker, and the crust EXTRA crunchy.

                  Basically, you could give me the pizza a step below burnt, and I would be perfectly happy with it
                  <Insert clever signature here>

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                  • #10
                    Haha, is funny that until I posted this it was the first time I'd heard of it and now I've heard it a couple of times. What can be assured though is that you guys and girls ask politely for it, unlike the people I encountered.

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                    • #11
                      I love getting pizza well done (put thru the oven for 10 mins instead of say, 7), but not blackened. I'll usually request it if I go into the parlor and it's not too busy; but, if the place is getting slammed, I won't even bring it up.

                      When I worked at (DaddyJames) Pizza, looong ago, we had one (realy really cool) customer who specifically wanted it burned. Not WD, not WWD, BLACK CRUST. I always put BURNIT in the comments. Thw line guys stopped asking me "are you sure" after doing it a few times, as the learned to ID the guy by his order. He considered a pie "just about right" after 3 full runs thru a 450~500F oven.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Juwl View Post
                        Yup. Sister-in-law is well known for being, in her words, 'bossy', and in mine, 'a downright bitch'. Mom's mom and I always discuss when she's in town, and we're both entirely confused why my brother married her.
                        I check over every receipt. All of them.

                        But, then again, it's part of my OCD problem, I don't try to change the prices, and I'm not a raging, downright bitch.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          When I worked at (DaddyJames) Pizza, looong ago, we had one (realy really cool) customer who specifically wanted it burned. Not WD, not WWD, BLACK CRUST. I always put BURNIT in the comments. Thw line guys stopped asking me "are you sure" after doing it a few times, as the learned to ID the guy by his order. He considered a pie "just about right" after 3 full runs thru a 450~500F oven.
                          Sounds like my mother. She likes her burgers grilled to Hockey Puck done. I've tried one of her burgers: charcoal taste only, consistancy of old leather. Bleh.
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