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  • Nope, I'm not a jobsworth

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobsworth

    I had to tell a passenger to sit down during turbulance. He ignored the fasten seatbelt sign and annoucement and was standing up talking to his mates.

    Me: Sorry, you do need to sit down
    Pax *rolls eyes* Well guys, I better sit down as SHE is telling me to

    He then goes to his seat and I hear him tell his girlfriend "God, she is such a jobsworth."

    I spin round and say "actually, I am here for your safety. If you google turbulance related injuries hundreds of results come up. My job is to make sure that I enforce safety and security rules to prevent YOU being injured. I have witnessed passengers concuss themselves and break bones or fall onto other people and hurt them quite severely."

    At this point the cabin is silent, all the pax are listening to me.

    I get so mad when people think I enjoy enforcing pointless rules.

    I also think that people are so bloody entitled that they have severe issues in following commands from people they assume to be below them in the social hierarchy and this includes 'flying waitresses.'

    Our inflight magazine states that lawful commands from a crew-member HAVE to be obeyed as it's an aviation law.

    Not one peep from that idiot for the rest of the flight.
    No longer a flight atttendant!

  • #2
    uh yea like to see what would happen when he actually hurt himself and then went n sued the airline for neglect to inform him of the consquences of being a moron when he hurt himself

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    • #3
      You should have told him what happened to the last man who didn't sit down when you told him to.

      On the plus side, at least it shut him up.
      "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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      • #4
        Not to mention if the plane hits a bad pocket and goes into freefall for a second or two. My brother is a pilot. Happened to him. Said the entire passenger cabin was screaming.
        Bark like a chicken!

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        • #5
          It would be nice if you could tell him "I actually don't give a flying fuck about YOU sir. But while you're carcass is flying around the cabin, you might hit someone I DO care about.".
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Quoth Skeksin View Post
            Not to mention if the plane hits a bad pocket and goes into freefall for a second or two. My brother is a pilot. Happened to him. Said the entire passenger cabin was screaming.
            Yeah, zero or even negative G's can really, really suck, even if its for a brief time.

            Luckily the airframe can handle it. Your stomach, probably not. But the airframe will be fine...albeit rather messy.

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            • #7
              Not to be a jobsworth, but in that position I'd give him 2 options.

              1) Sit down, buckle up, and reduce the chances of injury

              or

              2) Continue standing, seriously increase the risk of injury, and then be escorted off the plane by security/government officials after landing for interfering with the flight crew.

              See how well he cooperates then

              CH
              Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them

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              • #8
                Take a line from Star Trek.

                "Sit down, or I'll MAKE you sit down."
                "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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