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  • Dude, I'm doing you a favor. So ST*U!

    Learned a valuable lesson the other day.

    So photo cards are all the rage this holiday season, and I'm trying to push them like crazy at my store. Without getting into details (and a bit of bragging ), let's just leave it at I'm always looking for new and exciting ways to sell photo cards.

    Anyway, so on to the customer. This gentleman comes in to make a bordered 4x6. It's kinda like a photo card, but it's smaller (photo cards are 4x8), and it's about 50¢ cheaper. He resists all my attempts to upsell him on the full-size photo cards, but asks about the price and mentions that he's thinking about it.

    I figure he's doing some comparison shopping, so I try something:

    "Hey, if you can photo cards advertised at a lower price somewhere else, we'll beat it!"

    I practically cringe when I see his facial expression... like he put two and two together and got FREE. But he doesn't say anything.

    Just before he leaves, he asks me, "So if I find them cheaper somewhere else, you'll beat that price?"
    And to cover my butt: "Just bring in an advertised price, and we'll beat it."

    And he leaves.

    10 minutes later, he calls and asks me the same question. He gets the same answer.

    I've managed to forget about him by the time he shows up in the store... with a COUPON from our competitor. For 10 free prints (note that NOWHERE on that coupon does it say PHOTO CARDS, nor is there a PRICE anywhere on the coupon!).

    SC - "You said you'd beat any competitor price. Well, here you go. I get 10 free."
    Me - "No, no. I said you need to bring in an advertised price. This is a COUPON!"
    SC - "That is the advertised price! 10 free!"
    Me - "No, a coupon is not the same as an advertised price. There is no price on that piece of paper."
    SC - "No it says right here, 10 free. That's the price."
    Me - "No, what I need to see is something that says, 'Photo Cards: 20 for $10' or something like that. I can't be a coupon. We don't take competitor coupons."
    SC - "Fine."

    He walks away. And he comes back 5 minutes later.

    GOTO 10. Yes, we had the EXACT same conversation the second time.

    He leaves again. For 5 minutes. This time, when he comes back, he walks right over to one of the ASMs (possibly an obscure abbreviation: Assistant Store Manager).

    GOTO 10. Almost word for word, just replace Me with ASM above.

    SC comes BACK to my counter and tries to get me to take that coupon. Finally, after I've said 'no' to him at least 30 times today, he gets a scowl and says, "Fine. Then I'll just buy them over at [competitor]."

    I practically say, "There's the door. Do you need directions?" Fortunately, he walks off before I have a chance to say something that will REALLY get me in trouble.

    Needless to say, we no longer offer to beat advertised competitor prices.
    "At any time, for any reason and without any warning, a meteor could fall from the sky and kill us all."
    -- The Meteor Principle

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  • #2
    Quoth pbmods View Post
    I practically cringe when I see his facial expression... like he put two and two together and got FREE.
    I've done that cringe before. Since I don't usually deal with customers face-to-face, it's usually in response to a change in tone. Someone who has been dithering with me suddenly gets a bright and cheerful tone of voice and I go "Oh, crap, what did I just DO?"

    And, yes, it always [ALWAYS!] leads to hours, days or weeks of repeatedly having the same argument about what I said vs. what the SC wants to think I said.

    I feel your pain.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    • #3
      Quoth pbmods View Post
      He walks away. And he comes back 5 minutes later.

      GOTO 10. Yes, we had the EXACT same conversation the second time.

      He leaves again. For 5 minutes. This time, when he comes back, he walks right over to one of the ASMs (possibly an obscure abbreviation: Assistant Store Manager).

      GOTO 10. Almost word for word, just replace Me with ASM above.
      Don't you hate it when they get stuck in a loop like that. I never did figure out how to reboot them.
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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      • #4
        reboot with a real boot, like my 7w here...
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          Quoth chainedbarista View Post
          reboot with a real boot, like my 7w here...
          I could put on my old workboots. Size 16, steel toe. They scare small animals
          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
          Hoc spatio locantur.

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          • #6
            GK, they'd scare ME, much less small animals.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
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            • #7
              Quoth MadMike View Post
              Don't you hate it when they get stuck in a loop like that. I never did figure out how to reboot them.
              According to Usr/Bin/Woot, the correct way to reboot them is to ask "Exactly what is it you need from me?" Sadly, that comic strip is no longer being created.
              *pouts for the great comic strip*
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                geek wins; that's two of my boots with extra to spare!
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #9
                  Quoth Juwl View Post
                  According to Usr/Bin/Woot, the correct way to reboot them is to ask "Exactly what is it you need from me?"
                  Me: "Exactly what is it you need from me?"
                  SC: "I need you to honor what you told me and give me the price that I'm showing you."
                  GOTO 10

                  Damn!

                  Maybe if there were a copy of that particular strip archived somewhere, the context might make it clearer....
                  Last edited by pbmods; 11-22-2006, 12:15 AM. Reason: Unnecessary space. There it is ->
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                  -- The Meteor Principle

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MadMike View Post
                    Don't you hate it when they get stuck in a loop like that. I never did figure out how to reboot them.
                    "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day."

                    Sorry, that just makes them crash. But then you just take them outside and forget the reboot.
                    Last edited by Tria; 11-22-2006, 01:26 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth pbmods View Post
                      Maybe if there were a copy of that particular strip archived somewhere, the context might make it clearer....
                      http://usrbinw00t.comicgenesis.com/ and work backwards.

                      Rapscallion

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                      • #12
                        Got stuck in such a loop today. Dumbass waits until his albuterol is completely out, then proceeds to wait some more until it's 8:30 at night, THEN calls me for a refill. Suprise, no more refills. He rambled about how he didn't have insurance, and he went to the ER a long time ago...they gave him a new inhaler, blah blah. I ask him if they gave him a prescription for an inhaler. Negative. Ok, I offered to fax his doctor for a new script, but obviously we're not going to hear back until at least tomorrow at the earliest. Well..... The man can't breathe here obviously, hence the sheer amount of talking at me that he's doing.
                        Me: "I'm sorry, I can't fill without a prescription. You will need to call your doctor's office and speak with the on-call doctor and have them call in a new script if you need it tonight."
                        Dork: "I don't have a doctor!"
                        Me: "Ok, then I suggest that you go to the emergency room then."
                        Dork: "That's too expensive! I need my inhaler, I can't breathe!"
                        you don't SOUND particularly out of breath, and your ability to argue with me repeatedly is not hindered....
                        Me:"I'm sorry, I need an active script to fill."

                        Repeat ad nauseum. He threatened to "come and see me", I said ok, and hung up. I had a double-order to put away, and it wasn't stocking itself....
                        He never did come, maybe he keeled over or something fortuitous.

                        If the man had called me when stuff other than me was still open, I could have routed him to the low-cost clinics available in the area or sent him to a Rite-Aid with a nurse practitioner.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth AFpheonix View Post
                          Repeat ad nauseum. He threatened to "come and see me",
                          As threats go from someone claiming to be in the throes of an asthmatic attack, this is pretty lacking in power.

                          Rapscallion

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                          • #14
                            I was a little worried that hanging up on him that abruptly would make him come in and throw a hissy, but I lucked out.

                            I managed to insult another customer last night while sounding polite and not only got away with it, got the poop to apologize to the tech he was grumping at originally. I'm so glad I'm off today, the day before a large holiday weekend for us always sucks. I'm there the day after though, and that's going to be no fun whatsoever, too.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth pbmods View Post
                              Maybe if there were a copy of that particular strip archived somewhere, the context might make it clearer....
                              Try this: http://usrbinw00t.comicgenesis.com/d/20030315.html
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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