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I didn't witness most of this, but a friend of mine was involved.
My friend wears glasses. It will be important later on.
Two chavvy, trailer trash women were drinking in the pub and were being very loud. They had been drinking all day, and had reached the point where all they did was shout and shriek with laughter. They were getting on other customers nerves, and I had advised all the bar staff to stop serving them on the grounds that they were idiots. I also need to point out that one of the women had a HUGE nose.
After being told they were no longer being served, they made their way outside. I don't know why they did this, but as they walked out, they walked past my friend.
Chav 1: HAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THAT GEEK SAT THERE! LOOK AT HER! FOUR EYES!
My friend is not someone who will sit and take that. Especially when she hasn't done anything.
Friend: At least I don't need a nose job.
Chav 1 burst into tears! The other chav jumped in.
Chav 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT! HOW DARE YOU! SHE WAS ONLY HAVING A LAUGH AND YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR!
Friend: Whatever. Can you fuck off now?
Chav 2: NO! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU SAID THAT!!!
Friend: Well, I don't appreciate being called a geek. So I thought I would just point out the fact that your friends face resembles that of a horse. Now can you fuck off?
Chav 2: NO! SHE IS VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS! HOW DARE YOU!!
This is where I came in.
Me: Right, you have already been asked to leave. Now get out before I call the police.
Chav 2: SHE SAID MY FRIEND NEEDED A NOSE JOB! KICK HER OUT!
Me: No, because the only person I can hear causing a disturbance is YOU.
Chav 2: SHE SAID MY FRIEND NEEDED A NOSE JOB!
Me: Well that's good advice. Now GET. OUT.
Nose Job Girl was outside smoking a cigarette, looking very upset. The two of them decided to leave. The two of them leaned through the doors.
Chav 1: Just you wait! You can't hide in there forever!
Friend started naying like a horse in their direction.
My friend wears glasses. It will be important later on.
Two chavvy, trailer trash women were drinking in the pub and were being very loud. They had been drinking all day, and had reached the point where all they did was shout and shriek with laughter. They were getting on other customers nerves, and I had advised all the bar staff to stop serving them on the grounds that they were idiots. I also need to point out that one of the women had a HUGE nose.
After being told they were no longer being served, they made their way outside. I don't know why they did this, but as they walked out, they walked past my friend.
Chav 1: HAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THAT GEEK SAT THERE! LOOK AT HER! FOUR EYES!
My friend is not someone who will sit and take that. Especially when she hasn't done anything.
Friend: At least I don't need a nose job.
Chav 1 burst into tears! The other chav jumped in.
Chav 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT! HOW DARE YOU! SHE WAS ONLY HAVING A LAUGH AND YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR!
Friend: Whatever. Can you fuck off now?
Chav 2: NO! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU SAID THAT!!!
Friend: Well, I don't appreciate being called a geek. So I thought I would just point out the fact that your friends face resembles that of a horse. Now can you fuck off?
Chav 2: NO! SHE IS VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS! HOW DARE YOU!!
This is where I came in.
Me: Right, you have already been asked to leave. Now get out before I call the police.
Chav 2: SHE SAID MY FRIEND NEEDED A NOSE JOB! KICK HER OUT!
Me: No, because the only person I can hear causing a disturbance is YOU.
Chav 2: SHE SAID MY FRIEND NEEDED A NOSE JOB!
Me: Well that's good advice. Now GET. OUT.
Nose Job Girl was outside smoking a cigarette, looking very upset. The two of them decided to leave. The two of them leaned through the doors.
Chav 1: Just you wait! You can't hide in there forever!
Friend started naying like a horse in their direction.
) she was judged back, but she couldn't handle it at all! Pretty hilarious.
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