Out of my control? I'd still LOVE to hear you complain!

[Mnemjian]

Background: this area of town is known for being exceptionally "gay friendly" and it's also where the gay pride parade starts and ends. There's lots of gay bars and that sort of thing. This time of year we get a lot of tourists for the parade. The parade is fun to watch, but sometimes it really brings the SC's from all over the US.

Two ladies come in to the bookstore.
Lady 1: Do you have gay pride stickers?
Me: Sorry we don't.
Lady 1: *irritated sigh* What happened!??!?!?
Me: ...Sorry?
Lady 2: [area of town] used to be so gay friendly! I can't find gay pride stickers anywhere!!
Me: Uhh... (thinking: just cause we don't have stickers in a bookstore, you think we hate gay people?) Well, have you tried the GLBT center? It's on [street].
Lady 1: That's not even in [area of town]!!!! (note: yes it is) Oh my god, [area of town] has changed SOOOO much since I lived here 30 years ago. Where are all the gay pride flags?
Me: Usually the bars put them out at night when they open.
Lady 2: When we lived here [area of town] was so much better blah blah blah etc etc.
What I wanted to say but didn't: When you lived here I wasn't even born so just leave me the hell alone please! Bitch at somebody else who gives a f*ck!!
Ladies leave still bitching and moaning


Couple #2
Lady 1: Where is there a really good upscale restaurant that is owned by gay people around here?
Me: ...... (do I look like I can afford an upscale restaurant, much less know the owners?) Sorry I don't know.
Lady 1: ...
Lady 2: ...
Me: ... *awkward*
Lady 2: Why don't you know?
Me: ... I can recommend a restaurant but I don't know the sexual orientation of any of the owners.
Lady 1: This is absurd.
Lady 2: Well aren't you gay?
Me: Sorry but that's really none of your business!
Ladies leave in a huff

I of course have nothing against gay people, or straight people, just bitches! It just goes to show how gay and lesbian EW's really are no different than their fellow straight EW's

[taurinejunkie]

Homosexuals can be worse.

They have the Sexual Preference Card from the SC Tactics - Discrimination deck.

Deluxe edition.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Sexual Preference Card from the SC Tactics - Discrimination deck.

Deluxe edition.

Now if they're gay and of another race AND gender.... Better hope the Blue eyes white dragon be in your deck.
(It's a Yu-Gi-Oh reference, I do realize it sounds very aryanish, sorry. )

[jerkface11]

Just wait till douchebags become a recognized minority.

[Mnemjian]

Just wait till douchebags become a recognized minority.

Oh my jesus no... don't even say it

[Eric the Grey]

Lady 1: This is absurd.
Lady 2: Well aren't you gay?

"Well, I WAS having a pretty cheerful day until that uneducated, rude and moronic question."



Eric the Grey
[not always the most tactful one in the group]

[LingualMonkey]

Just wait till douchebags become a recognized minority.

That will be a day I celebrate. They're a damn majority right now.

[tropicsgoddess]

That will be a day I celebrate. They're a damn majority right now.

That and EW's.....

[Skeksin]

That will be a day I celebrate. They're a damn majority right now.

Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[WhiteRose]

Lady 2: Well aren't you gay?

possible reply: Am I to understand, ma'am, that you are discriminating against me for being straight? Because if you're allowed to be gay, then I'm also allowed to NOT be gay. What say you?

[Argabarga]

THe cute little irony is that any well-run business is already gay-friendly, as well as straight-friendly, because they're all customer-friendly, the fact that someone won't use any store that doesn't loudly and publicly cater to every subtle kink to their socio-economic-political-sexual alighnment speaks to some big-time discrimination on thier part, a cute little hypocracy on thier part to noodle over.

[Sheldonrs]

My standard answer when a female stranger asks "Are you gay?" is
"Are YOU the alternative?".