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Got my first one.
So, there is this "woman" that comes into the store every. single. night. The reason that is in quotations is because she has a full beard.. besides the point though. She stays in there for about 15 or 20 minutes and always when I am very busy and always buys a bag of 50 cent chips. Suspicious much? Well, last night she came in, as usual when I was very very busy, but she must have been lost in her own thoughts on stealing that she didn't realize that i got all the customers out very quickly so I could focus my full attention on her. >=I
She is walking around the store picking things up, putting some of them back down again, trying to face he cooler doors while she stashes her goodies in her pockets thinking that no one can see her. So when she finally comes up to the counter with her little 50 cent bag of chips this is what happened.
SL: Shoplifter
Me: Moogie- crime fighter extraordinaire
SL: There aren't any other chips out back? These are the only ones I can find.
Me:
No.
SL: ok.
Me: What about the other stuff?
SL: huh? *oh shit look*
Me: The other stuff in your pockets. I saw you.
SL: Oh the pringles? *pulls pringles out of her pocket*
Me: EVERYTHING.
SL: *puts the rest of the stuff on the counter.
Me: I'm guessing you didn't want to pay for this stuff?
SL: No.. Just the chips.
ME: Do you have anything else? *phone in hand to call the cops, extremely pissed off*
SL: No! I'll empty my pockets for you. *pulls everything out of her pockets, including a bag of weed and a bag of coke*
Me:Ok *ring up her chips*
She pays for the chips and leaves, I call the cops and let them know what just happened.
I found out in the morning that my store has been trying to ctahc her for months. Yay! Go me.
So needless to say she is banned from the store now.
Also, on a side note, one of the customers told me last night that a few weeks ago he came ot of the store to find some random girl sitting in his truck, when he told her to get out she says "but I need a ride!"
people around here a crazy as hell. I'm not drinking the water anymore.
Also, I've noticed quite a few of the women that come in have facial hair. What is going on?!?!
She is walking around the store picking things up, putting some of them back down again, trying to face he cooler doors while she stashes her goodies in her pockets thinking that no one can see her. So when she finally comes up to the counter with her little 50 cent bag of chips this is what happened.
SL: Shoplifter
Me: Moogie- crime fighter extraordinaire
SL: There aren't any other chips out back? These are the only ones I can find.
Me:
No.SL: ok.
Me: What about the other stuff?
SL: huh? *oh shit look*
Me: The other stuff in your pockets. I saw you.
SL: Oh the pringles? *pulls pringles out of her pocket*
Me: EVERYTHING.
SL: *puts the rest of the stuff on the counter.
Me: I'm guessing you didn't want to pay for this stuff?
SL: No.. Just the chips.
ME: Do you have anything else? *phone in hand to call the cops, extremely pissed off*
SL: No! I'll empty my pockets for you. *pulls everything out of her pockets, including a bag of weed and a bag of coke*
Me:Ok *ring up her chips*
She pays for the chips and leaves, I call the cops and let them know what just happened.
I found out in the morning that my store has been trying to ctahc her for months. Yay! Go me.
So needless to say she is banned from the store now.
Also, on a side note, one of the customers told me last night that a few weeks ago he came ot of the store to find some random girl sitting in his truck, when he told her to get out she says "but I need a ride!"
people around here a crazy as hell. I'm not drinking the water anymore.
Also, I've noticed quite a few of the women that come in have facial hair. What is going on?!?!
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