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*sigh* don't you just *love* those days when you go to work hoping for a nice steady shift.. . . and end up with crap? riiiight anyways. .
I'll have a hot fudge sundae made of NOT ice cream
so our ice cream machine broke on the weekend and seeing as I don't work weekends they had to wait for me to come back to work to fix it. I had to deal with this same stupidity for most of the night . .
SC: "hi can I get a *size * *flavour* mcflurry?"
Me: "sorry our ice cream machine is being repaired tonight so I'm afraid ice cream is unavailable"
SC: "oh ok well can I get a *flavour* sundae instead then"
Me: . . .no. . .
SC: "well why not" (in that 'omg you said NO to me and i'm going to have your job for that' tone)
Me:. . sundaes are made of ice cream. . and our ice cream machine is BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!
(cue me wanting to just bang my head on the nearest wall)
Bigger isn't always better
This was a kind of "duuuuurp" moment as I blankly stared at the customers after they said this. So I was running the drive thru and the front counter and I get this car full of not drunk but not completely sober guys
Me: " Hi what can I get for you tonight"
Passenger: " WHOA! have you ever thought of getting breast implants?" (rest of guys in car laughing)
Me: please refrain from that sort of commentary. what would you like to order"
so they place their order and hand me their cash and as I turn back to the window to hand them their change I see the driver had gotten out of the car and stood at the window and when I turned he said
"dude you were wrong, she has nice breasts!" (then to me: yeah you don't need any implants, has anyone ever told you that you have nice ones"
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( closes window and goes to get their food)
I sent my cw to give them their food and he said they were all grinning like mainiacs until they saw who was bringing them their food
I also had the great enjoyment of watching a college student throw a hissy fit because I wouldn't accept his EXPIRED discount car, and then get berated by his gf and she apologized to me and grabbed him by the arm and dragged him from my restaurant.
I KNOW it'll be a good shift tonight. . because tonight I get to LOCK the doors Muahahahahahahahah *gosh I love maintenance that involves us having to shut the customers out for the night.*
I'll have a hot fudge sundae made of NOT ice cream
so our ice cream machine broke on the weekend and seeing as I don't work weekends they had to wait for me to come back to work to fix it. I had to deal with this same stupidity for most of the night . .
SC: "hi can I get a *size * *flavour* mcflurry?"
Me: "sorry our ice cream machine is being repaired tonight so I'm afraid ice cream is unavailable"
SC: "oh ok well can I get a *flavour* sundae instead then"
Me: . . .no. . .
SC: "well why not" (in that 'omg you said NO to me and i'm going to have your job for that' tone)
Me:. . sundaes are made of ice cream. . and our ice cream machine is BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!
(cue me wanting to just bang my head on the nearest wall)
Bigger isn't always better
This was a kind of "duuuuurp" moment as I blankly stared at the customers after they said this. So I was running the drive thru and the front counter and I get this car full of not drunk but not completely sober guys
Me: " Hi what can I get for you tonight"
Passenger: " WHOA! have you ever thought of getting breast implants?" (rest of guys in car laughing)
Me: please refrain from that sort of commentary. what would you like to order"
so they place their order and hand me their cash and as I turn back to the window to hand them their change I see the driver had gotten out of the car and stood at the window and when I turned he said
"dude you were wrong, she has nice breasts!" (then to me: yeah you don't need any implants, has anyone ever told you that you have nice ones"
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( closes window and goes to get their food)
I sent my cw to give them their food and he said they were all grinning like mainiacs until they saw who was bringing them their food
I also had the great enjoyment of watching a college student throw a hissy fit because I wouldn't accept his EXPIRED discount car, and then get berated by his gf and she apologized to me and grabbed him by the arm and dragged him from my restaurant.
I KNOW it'll be a good shift tonight. . because tonight I get to LOCK the doors Muahahahahahahahah *gosh I love maintenance that involves us having to shut the customers out for the night.*