And here I thought this job would be easier!

[reirei]

Hello everyone.... Long time no post, lol. Here are some more adventures at my pharmacy.



Crazy cat Lady

It was litterally five minutes to closing when a lady, and I use that term loosely, came up to input and knocked on the counter loudly like an asshat. Seriously, I was less than three feet away. AwesomePharm and I exchange a look, because sometimes, you just know how something is going to go.

Me:
Crazy cat-lady: SC
AwesomePharm: is awesome of course!

I go up to the window.

Me: How can I help you?
SC: I need to refill some prescriptions. I put them in a few days ago and the lady at the register says they are no THERE!
Me: What's your name ma'am?
SC: It's for my kitty-cat, *she litterally said that*. His name is Sprinkles. *the cat's real name*
Me: Ma'am, the last time you called in these scripts was three weeks ago and by NYS law, we have to return all scripts to stock after ten days or we can be charged with fraud. *I find giving the entire explanation upfront can save you usually from a full on customer explosion* I can put them in to be refilled, and they will be ready first thing tomarrow.
SC: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOMMAROOOW!!!
Me: *sighs* Ma'am, it is now 9pm and we are closed. The scripts will be ready for you tomarrow.
SC: *cue customer explosion with the whole slapping the counter thing and everything* MY CAT IS 17 YEARS OLD AND DIABETIC!! IF I DO NOT GET HIM HIS MEDICINES TONIGT HE'LL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ... ... ... *mentally thinking, then why didn't you get them three weeks ago?* I am sorry ma'am, but we are closed.
SC: THEN YOU ARE GONNA STAY OPEN UNTIL IT'S DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AwesomePharm: Reirei, just fill them so she will shut the hell up.
Me: Okay ma'am, give me five minutes... *closes the window and we watch as she paces back and forth in front of the pharmacy occasionally staring in at us as I fill and AwesomePharm finalizes the cat's $200 worth of diabetic prescriptions. The clerk rings her out and is about to close the register widow when Crazy cat lady pops her head under it*
SC: Now I need you to do my prescriptions.
Me, AwesomePharm, and Clerk:
AwesomePharm: Well you can call them into the automated system. Goodnight ma'am. *closes the window*

Why is it people think that we are their property? We are entittled to leave when we are scheduled to just like them.


Grandma of the phone of horror

Me: Thank you for calling Blank Pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you??
SC: *In a very loud little old lady voice that only little old lady's have* I am looking for a massager!
Me: Okay ma'am, *begins to go into all the different ones we have and the price ranges and the like until she interupts me*
SC: That's not what I ment!! I want a PERSONAL massager for LADY'S!
Me: *is utterly horrified and so can not stop self from saying* Huh what?
SC: A VIBRATOR!! Do you sell VIBRATORS!!
Me: * in a horrified timid little girl voice* No ma'am, we do not.
SC: Well where can I get one??
Me: ... ... ... A sex shop? *hangs up in a hurry*
Co-Worker: Is what I think just happened, just happen?
Me:

[fireheart]

Grandma of the phone of horror

Me: Thank you for calling Blank Pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you??
SC: *In a very loud little old lady voice that only little old lady's have* I am looking for a massager!
Me: Okay ma'am, *begins to go into all the different ones we have and the price ranges and the like until she interupts me*
SC: That's not what I ment!! I want a PERSONAL massager for LADY'S!
Me: *is utterly horrified and so can not stop self from saying* Huh what?
SC: A VIBRATOR!! Do you sell VIBRATORS!!
Me: * in a horrified timid little girl voice* No ma'am, we do not.
SC: Well where can I get one??
Me: ... ... ... A sex shop? *hangs up in a hurry*
Co-Worker: Is what I think just happened, just happen?
Me:

The image of that is just.....

Although she may have had a point. Some vibrators are marketed as massagers, and are designed to be used as such, but other people just use them for more...intimate purposes.

At least it wasn't a pink camo or a Hello Kitty one she was after...

[Kiwi]

Old people need love too!

[Hobbs]

OMGOMG!!

That's almost as bad as the camo-pink kilts

[bainsidhe]

Actually, I found this post pretty funny

[MercenaryMuffin]

OH GOD. WHY DID I CLICK THIS TOPIC.

[MoxisPilot]

You know, some states require vibrators to be marketed as massagers...

Just a factoid.

[infinitemonkies]

OMGOMG!!

That's almost as bad as the camo-pink kilts

Y'know, a pink-camo kilt actually kinda makes sense to me.
You see a man walking down the street in a pink-camo kilt, you know he's not afraid of ANYTHING.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

when I think of crazy cat ladies I think of her.


As for the old lady.... My mind has been violated.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Actually, you can buy all the vibrators you want at most drugstores--if you live in a state that's not run by crazy "vibrators are the tools of Satan" folks.

And yes, they are marketed as massagers but designed to be used on bits, because that's what they are used for, everyone knows it, and the tools of Satan folks are the only ones fooled.

(Except that they use them too. Shhh.)

[Jetfire]

For the second story:

Maybe you had Sue Johanson on the phone...

Nah, she'd never be that vague or embarassed to ask for that.

[MercenaryMuffin]

Sue Johanson is simultaneously awesome beyond words and disturbing beyond measure.

[Nurian]

Oh, God! My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!!

[WhiteRose]

i personally find that vibrators do nothing for me...but i've hung out with my friends too long so that little bothers me...there're a few places you do NOT want to go...

(other link taken out for incorrectness...if you wish to experience it still, then replace the old address with .org instead of .com)

[MercenaryMuffin]

Thankfully (or unfortunately?), as a frequent visitor to 4chan, I know that I should not, under any circumstances, click on those links.