Jenny, I got your number...

[SecurityWench]

Well, some stoned guy came through my line tonight. You could really tell, his eyes were half-closed, he was staggering, speech slurred, smells like weed, you get the idea. He's like 'Can I get 50 grand cashback?' 'No...but you can get fifty dollars.'

As his transaction (which was a bunch of snack cakes) was ending, he's like, 'Can I get your number?'

I'm trying to humor him, going 'Nah, I'm busy.'

'Aw, c'mon, I wanna holla at you!'

'No thank you.'

He gets out a piece of paper and gets a pen off the counter. Finally, just to make him happy, I grin and write down:

Jenny
867-5309

He didn't even notice. He's like 'I'll call you, girl!' I couldn't stop giggling.

"For a good time, for a good time caaaaaaaaaaaaall...."

[WhiteRose]

i wonder if he'll figure it out BEFORE he picks up the phone...

[gerund]

Jenny
867-5309

He didn't even notice. He's like 'I'll call you, girl!' I couldn't stop giggling.

"For a good time, for a good time caaaaaaaaaaaaall...."

Have you ever heard of rejection line?

[WhiteRose]

i have now...i shoulda given that to a FEW people...most of them were so creepy i was glad i was in a public place when they tried to hit on me...

[Jester]

"I need to make you mine...."

[MercenaryMuffin]

Hahaha, oh man, the fun I've had giving out that number...

A while back, in a social/political board I used to go frequent (which I no longer do thanks to an ex I can't stand to see), there was some douche nozzle who was trying to call me out and insult me personally. I can't even remember what it was about.

He said something to the effect of "Give me your number and I'll text you to show you I'm legit".

So I said:
"Okay, fine. You want my number, here it is: 702-867-5309"

Douche nozzle then proceeds to mock me that I didn't text him back, at which point everyone who recognized the number started laughing their collective asses off.


Lots of posts in the style of "OMG WIN"
Needless to say, the guy didn't want to "call me out" any more after that...

Great, now I have that song stuck in my head.
Eight six seven five three oh niiii-e-iiiiine...

[blas]

Ah the rejection hotline...

Unfortunately, too many losers around here got the hang of that thing and it doesn't work as well anymore ....plus if you're not from a bigger area in Wisconsin or Minnesota, it looks really shady when you try to give a Minneapolis or a Milwaukee phone number to someone.

[jjllbb]

genius. love it!

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Just be thankful you aren't one of the unlucky folks who's ever been stuck with that number. Snopes has a story on all the prank calls and idiocy that happens to people who get it.

[Nurian]

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.

Jenny, don't change you number! 867-5309...

[taxguykarl]

Have you ever heard of rejection line?

I just called the Chicago number--it is hysterical!!!

[PepperElf]

we use to give that number to one of our bosses all the time
she never caught on

[dalesys]

The Sister Wives do a song, "Don't Call" that has the following lines:

"The number you have reached is no longer in service."
"Calls are being taken by 382-5968..."

Spelled out, that is F..-.YOU

(They did a great set at the Utah Pride Festival)

[mariamousie1]

I never heard the song before, so I looked it up on youtube. Catchy! I wonder if anything happens when you dial that number? You should be able to hear the song when you dial it.

[Stormraven]

In my area, it's been taken over by Benjamin Franklin Plumbers.