Beatbox Hero ( Epic )

[wagegoth]

I’m surprised he didn’t just end the call with “Fuck you, Darwin!”.

And that's the line that has come closest to making me break Rule No. 1.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

The "Beatbox Hero" story made me think of THIS commercial.

But I could see there being an actual video game of BeatBox Hero being made... with microphone controllers...

GK, you MUST go and copyright the name before the creators of Guitar Hero do! WE'RE TALKING BIG MONEY HERE!!!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

It does mean changing the bulb.

Thank you for the Red Dwarf Quote...now mail me a new keyboard
...Dr Pepper and boogers aren't condusive to the continued function of a Logitech EX110.

[Red_Dazes]

Me: “Are you calling to place an order?”
SC: “Yes”
Me: “Ok, which catalog will be ordering from?”
SC: “Uh, my daughter decided to order STUFF”

Ah, yes. Stuff. I’ve heard of this stuff before. It seems to be highly desirable. Boy, wish I had some stuff. I mean I have some stuff at home. But there’s so much stuff out there.

^_^ I am sorry but your misfortunes make me smile! *pats* you are a brave brave man.

....You know the story about stuff...

((George Carlin... Contains martial which could be offensive to some...if not many... please watch with caution as it was not my intent to offend anyone I simply wish to bring giggles to you))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

[SengaKitty]

If you were placing an order for your very own free pack of giant robot lions which could come together to form an even bigger robot that had a laser sword, mp3 player, espresso machine and a vagina than you would be displaying the appropriate level of excitement. But until than, calm down. Take a deep breath and return to your obviously mundane life.

Than we will both anxiously wait for the day when I answer a line with “FORM BLAZING SWORD! Are you calling to place an order?”. For that will truly be a great day.

This was so amazing, I actually read it to Sir while I was on the phone with him this evening. He had me on speaker phone as he and his friends were rolling characters for their upcoming D&D game. As soon as I finished, I heard a communal thud as they all fell off chairs/beds laughing.

You are amazing for putting up with the things you do

[Gravekeeper]

Ayo Ayo, Ayo Ayo, Wololo

Indeed.

By that definition, the Backstreet Boys never sang, either.

Well, they could harmonize at least....which is still a vast step up. This guy was like William Hung.

And yet again, despite all the evidence you have gotten at your very own job, you overestimate the human condition. You may actually be an optimist!

My optimism for the human race is about the same as getting up in the morning and going "Hmm, nope, no Apocalypse yet." could be considered optimism.

Truly an epic week, sir. So many people on this board overuse that particular word to describe their posts, but in this case, you were absolutely correct.

For this, I shall award myself a Coke Zero and take out. Because somehow I have not yet turned to liquor. So this is as good as it gets. -.-

That is funny. I love funny comments that reflect on what happens elsewhere in this forum.

I'm serious. >< I don't do resort bookings or anything of that nature normally. So that was completely out of left field.

"Death by snue snue!"

Cookies for reference.

Yes, that would be what I was referencing to begin with <cough>

.....So nice to find a fellow Dwarfer

<3

[Jester]

For this, I shall award myself a Coke Zero and take out. Because somehow I have not yet turned to liquor. So this is as good as it gets.

Up to now, you have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy SCs.

If you only knew the power of the Drink Side.

[RayvenQ]

Indeed.

There's one AOE soundbyte that I'm sure you need to use now and again after a call and that is "Monk, I need a monk."

[Gravekeeper]

Up to now, you have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy SCs.

If you only knew the power of the Drink Side.

The Drink Side tastes like carpet cleaner. =/

[Jester]

You are clearly getting your drinks from the wrong cabinet. (That or you're drinking gin.)

[Broomjockey]

If you only knew the power of the Drink Side.

Call me weird, but "Drunk Side" sounds better than "Drink Side." At least Drunk Side implies alcohol, rather than potable liquids.

[Jester]

You say tomato, I say marinara sauce.

[Becks]

Me: “Ok, and your name please?”
SC: “Bella Booty”

Stripper names just keep getting worse, don't they?

[bunnyboy]

Beatbox Hero

I assume they’re at Stanley Park as we speak. Living the dream.

...to be a beatbox hero, with stars in their eyes....

truely epic post GK.

[Crossbow]

your mom is going to call you and complain that ever since she installed an updation for Adoobie Flash the internets looks funny whenever she clicks on FieryFox.

I'm pretty sure my mother-in-law says that exact phrase when she calls me on the cello-phone because her computer isn't working.