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  • YOU bought it! Liar.

    Two toys. OPENED. Clearly used.

    We can't take anything back without a receipt. But I offer to bend the rules and exchange them out for working ones since he claims they're both defective.

    Says he's just "fed up" with them. They were a gift and they just didn't work.

    I tell him I can try to look up the receipt if he can give me the name or phone number of who bought it. He doesn't know. I ask him repeatedly for any info on the gift-giver while we argue back in forth in an attempt to find a receipt so i can process his return.

    He asks for a manager.

    She tells him the same thing.

    He walks away.

    Returns 10 minutes later. He's got the name!! It's *Howard!

    I try to look it up. No luck.

    "When did you receive them?"

    "Oh, around January." (90 days is our return policy) No wonder I'm not finding it.

    I'm fed up with him, he's bitching, so I find a loop hole in the policy that can have me return them for him without the receipt.

    I take his ID to process the return. I discover that I'm talking to Mr. Howard himself.


    BOTTOM LINE: Probably bought them for his kids for christmas, they played with them for six months, got bored, and he just kept the box and threw the pieces back in. Bas*ard

  • #2
    Sounds like standard practice.
    I wish people weren't such douches.
    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

    http://www.dywhcomic.com

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    • #3
      Quoth Apathy View Post
      ...I wish people weren't such douches.
      And I wish I could fart diamonds. Guess which has a better chance of happening.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        And I wish I could fart diamonds. Guess which has a better chance of happening.
        I'm just gonna place this bucket under your butt, now start tooting out those shineys!
        "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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        • #5
          Be careful what you wish for!
          http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
          Melody Gardot

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          • #6
            You know, I'm surprised Snopes doesn't have a page on that. The crystals are probably quartz (Herkimer diamonds, specifically) and you can actually reproduce the scene in the video at home (though I wouldn't suggest it).

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #7
              Quoth KMMCurly View Post
              I'm just gonna place this bucket under your butt, now start tooting out those shineys!
              I was thinking administering a laxative so he goes full autofire!
              Or maybe it would be more of a shotgun blast effect. Meh whatever.

              Diamonds!
              Bark like a chicken!

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