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"Why didn't you answer BEFORE!???!1!11!1???111!!!"
"Oh, so there is someone there."
"Why don't your phones work!!!111
"I shouldn't have to wait any longer!!"
"(Little kid's voice, screaming) HI! MY MOM TOLD ME TO CALL I WANTED---I WANTED TO KNOW! WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE, OH WAIT SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!" *loud screeching scuffling noises, huge bangs in my ear* *CLICK* dead silence. Line goes dead.
"Tell me, do you have X in stock?
What are its features?
Is it good with coupon B?
Would coupon B work with item Y?
How does item X compare with item Y?
What colors does it come in?
How much would it cost me if I bought it and opened a store card?
Can I get a new account discount AND use coupon B?
Are you SURE I can use coupon B and open a store card and use it on item X??!
How many coupons can I use at once?"
OY! ATTENTION ASSHATS.
FRIDAY NIGHT AT A TOY STORE IS NOT THE TIME TO CALL WITH A BUTT-LOAD OF QUESTIONS.
I HAVE 7 PEOPLE IN LINE TO CHECK OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I ALSO HAVE TO HANDLE ALL OF THE RETURNS AT THE SAME TIME AND THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE IN THAT LINE, AND I ALSO HAVE TO ANSWER ALL THE PHONE CALLS AND THERE HAPPENS TO BE THREE PEOPLE TRYING TO CALL AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So shut your face. I will answer the phone when I CAN.
Otherwise just drag your fat a**es down here and look for yourselves ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh, so there is someone there."
"Why don't your phones work!!!111
"I shouldn't have to wait any longer!!"
"(Little kid's voice, screaming) HI! MY MOM TOLD ME TO CALL I WANTED---I WANTED TO KNOW! WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE, OH WAIT SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!" *loud screeching scuffling noises, huge bangs in my ear* *CLICK* dead silence. Line goes dead.
"Tell me, do you have X in stock?
What are its features?
Is it good with coupon B?
Would coupon B work with item Y?
How does item X compare with item Y?
What colors does it come in?
How much would it cost me if I bought it and opened a store card?
Can I get a new account discount AND use coupon B?
Are you SURE I can use coupon B and open a store card and use it on item X??!
How many coupons can I use at once?"
OY! ATTENTION ASSHATS.
FRIDAY NIGHT AT A TOY STORE IS NOT THE TIME TO CALL WITH A BUTT-LOAD OF QUESTIONS.
I HAVE 7 PEOPLE IN LINE TO CHECK OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I ALSO HAVE TO HANDLE ALL OF THE RETURNS AT THE SAME TIME AND THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE IN THAT LINE, AND I ALSO HAVE TO ANSWER ALL THE PHONE CALLS AND THERE HAPPENS TO BE THREE PEOPLE TRYING TO CALL AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So shut your face. I will answer the phone when I CAN.
Otherwise just drag your fat a**es down here and look for yourselves ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!