need a good laugh? I got you covered with this one

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yea Dave, I am looking at this property and I see it is offered at 35% off and I really like it but the problem is it has a double in one of the bedrooms and I need two twins because the boys wont share a bed. I would like to request that I be given an additional 10% since this doesnt fit my needs.

Me: no ma'am

Guest: why cant you meet me halfway here? I am sacraficing by taking the double beds so you should sacrafice and take a lower rate

Me: you can go to another property that better meets your needs

Guest: I looked at the other properties and they just arent as nice. I dont understand why you cant work with me here.

Me: because I cant give you an additional discount because you dont like the bedding

Guest: well can we temporarily remove the double and replace it with two twins

Me: no ma'am

Guest: well you certainly dont want to be very accomodating, do you?

Me: ma'am, I cant change the bedding in someone else's property

Guest: so how do we proceed here, Dave?

Me: well if the bedding wont work, we will have to find something different

Guest: you dont sound very sympathetic to my situation

Me: I am trying the best I can to help you

Guest: you know everyone else I talk to their is so helpful. I would think I could call and get that same level of service with just anyone but obviously not because you are pretty much useless

Me: I am very sorry

Guest: well you should be because you lost a valuable customer with your attitude....goodbye

[lordlundar]

Guest: well you should be because you lost a valuable customer with your attitude....goodbye

Oh no! I lost a customer? How will I ever sleep at night again? Oh wait, like this.

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz......... ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz............ (etc)

[chocoBug]

Biiiiiiiiiiitch

[GiftShopGirl]

Guest: well you should be because you lost a valuable customer with your attitude....goodbye

Oh no Dave, you just lost a valuable customer!! Well, by valuable, we mean 35% off the value. Oh, and also 10% off of that. So, she's actually 58.5% of a valuable customer. But you just lost her with your attitude!!! There goes the most mediocre sale of your career, and you let it slip through your fingers!!! Guess she'll just have to take her valuable cheapness somewhere else and see what she can scam off other folks cause her twins (who once shared a single womb) can't now share a bed.

[friendofjimmyk]

Do you rent properties in Hawaii? I'd really like to go to Hawaii again sometime in the next year and I like all the discounts that I hear and I wouldn't ask for anything more!

Well...maybe a cabana boy...strip him, bathe him, and bring him to my tent!!!

[Mr Hero]

Oh no Dave, you just lost a valuable customer!! Well, by valuable, we mean 35% off the value. Oh, and also 10% off of that. So, she's actually 58.5% of a valuable customer. But you just lost her with your attitude!!! There goes the most mediocre sale of your career, and you let it slip through your fingers!!! Guess she'll just have to take her valuable cheapness somewhere else and see what she can scam off other folks cause her twins (who once shared a single womb) can't now share a bed.

58.5% is an F in most schools. Congratulations, customer. You fail.

[sbandliz]

Oh no Dave, you just lost a valuable customer!! Well, by valuable, we mean 35% off the value. Oh, and also 10% off of that. So, she's actually 58.5% of a valuable customer. ...

Being a SC, she will see it as 35%+10% off the value, so she is only 55% of a valuable customer.

[LillFilly]

Dave, Dave, Dave....

Gads! How do you stand it! I CANNOT believe someone wanted a discount because they weren't fully satisfied with what they were renting but wanted it anyway! It's like... Going to the clothing store and saying you'll buy the red shirt but you want %10 off because it isn't blue...even though the store has blue shirts! I don't know what your customers are thinking. Not much apparently!

[Andara Bledin]

Going to the clothing store and saying you'll buy the red shirt but you want %10 off because it isn't blue...even though the store has blue shirts!

Well, sure the store has blue shirts, but they're just not as nice as the red one, it's just too bad about the color being all wrong, and why can't you work with me and give me an even bigger discount than what's already being offered?

Gah, Dave, you've got the whiniest vacation bitches in the world calling you.

^-.-^

[Jester]

cause her twins (who once shared a single womb) can't now share a bed.

1. She never said the boys were twins, merely that she needed twin beds.

2. Even if they shared a womb, twin boys may well be uncomfortable sharing a bed, and if they are young, may actually cause quite a commotion about this. I myself always got my own bed, but then, I was the only boy of three children.

[tropicsgoddess]

She's definitely not an SC I'd lose sleep over.

[MrSmiley]

Oh no Dave, you just lost a valuable customer!! Well, by valuable, we mean 35% off the value. Oh, and also 10% off of that. So, she's actually 58.5% of a valuable customer. But you just lost her with your attitude!!! There goes the most mediocre sale of your career, and you let it slip through your fingers!!!

Heh, I really don't need to reply to this but the above quote made me laugh hard, and it's the first thing I've physically laughed at on SC today.

So thank you.

[jerkface11]

I bet there's a couch in the living room.

[Reyneth]

I bet there's a couch in the living room.

But oh, no! He neeeeeds his pri-vacy!

Sheesh. Last year on vacation I had the room with the duo bunk (full on bottom, twin on top. As an adult, did I like that? No. But SO WHAT? I was at the beach!

[Megg]

2. Even if they shared a womb, twin boys may well be uncomfortable sharing a bed, and if they are young, may actually cause quite a commotion about this.

They are on vacation. Suck it up or stay home, I say!