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teehee my mum told me this one tonight; she works as an administrator for a gas company
MM: My mum (horray!)
OW: Olllllld woman
MM: Hi there <gas company> MM speaking
OW: Yes I'm 82 and I have no gas.
MM: Alright then whats -
OW: I'm 82 yno. AND I'm incontinent.
MM: Ok. . .well what's -
OW: I have to have at least 4 showers a day! how can i do that if your company isnt doing what it should? I'm 82 yno!!
MM <showers??!> madam, we are the gas company; we have nothing to do with your shower.
OW: BUT I'M INCONTINENT!
MM: i'm sorry, you'll have to call your WATER company. . .
It's chuckle-worthy & not exactly sucky but i would imagine this would get annoying every single call...i wonder why old people like to tell you their age and their ailments. . . .
MM: My mum (horray!)
OW: Olllllld woman
MM: Hi there <gas company> MM speaking
OW: Yes I'm 82 and I have no gas.
MM: Alright then whats -
OW: I'm 82 yno. AND I'm incontinent.
MM: Ok. . .well what's -
OW: I have to have at least 4 showers a day! how can i do that if your company isnt doing what it should? I'm 82 yno!!
MM <showers??!> madam, we are the gas company; we have nothing to do with your shower.
OW: BUT I'M INCONTINENT!
MM: i'm sorry, you'll have to call your WATER company. . .
It's chuckle-worthy & not exactly sucky but i would imagine this would get annoying every single call...i wonder why old people like to tell you their age and their ailments. . . .
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