After these two incidents today, I walked up to my boss and asked to be demoted. I am not yet in a position where I can simply walk from the job, but at least I can take a pay cut and shed all the responsibility. It's probably best after my reaction to these two SC's.
Don't throw change at me!
Grumpy old regular customer walks up to the bar.
SC: I want a pint of Carling in a Carling glass.
He is in all the time, and every time he asks for a Carling glass, which we do not carry. He is informed of this each and every time, and he still asks "just in case" we decided to order some in. We don't stock branded glasses, simply because they are expensive, and they always get stolen by grumpy old men like him!
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any Carling glasses. Is it OK in a regular glass?
SC: *grunts*
How foolish of me. I assumed that the grunt he replied with was a "yes". I presented him with his drink.
SC: I wanted a FUCKING CARLING GLASS!
He threw a load of change at me and turned to walk away.
Me: THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT!
He turned around to face me.
Me: IT'S JUST A GLASS. GET A GRIP!
SC:
He walked away without saying anything. That was probably wise, because I was in the mood for a good arguement.
I don't hang around the ladies bathroom
Second incident. An irrate lady demanded to speak to the manager IMMEDIATELY. I went over.
Me: Hi there, can I help?
SC: I have just been in the ladies bathroom and had a look around. TWO CUBICLES don't have toilet paper!!!!1111!!!
Me: OK, I'm sorry about that, I will send a female member of staff to sort that immediately.
SC: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!!111!!!blargh!!!11!! WHAT IF A LADY WENT INTO THAT CUBICLE AND THERE WAS NO PAPER??!?! WHAT WOULD SHE DOOOOOOO??
Me: I'm sorry, but I was not aware there was no paper, but I will send...
SC: YOUUUUU'RRRREE THE MANAGER! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AWARE OF THEEESSSSE THINNNNGGGGSSSS!
Me: I am also a MALE manager. I cannot go into the ladies toilets every five minutes whilst we are open for business checking the stalls for toilet paper.
SC: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE MANAGER??? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHEN THE TOILET PAAAAAPEERR RUNSSSS OUT??
I just couldn't do it anymore. I didn't want to talk to her, I didn't want to argue, I didn't want to be near her. I just let out a huge sigh, turned my back to her and walked away.
The SC stood there for a couple of minutes, looking very angry and confused.
SC: FINEEEEE! I GET THE HIINNNT! I'M LEEAVVVVING!!
Don't throw change at me!
Grumpy old regular customer walks up to the bar.
SC: I want a pint of Carling in a Carling glass.
He is in all the time, and every time he asks for a Carling glass, which we do not carry. He is informed of this each and every time, and he still asks "just in case" we decided to order some in. We don't stock branded glasses, simply because they are expensive, and they always get stolen by grumpy old men like him!
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any Carling glasses. Is it OK in a regular glass?
SC: *grunts*
How foolish of me. I assumed that the grunt he replied with was a "yes". I presented him with his drink.
SC: I wanted a FUCKING CARLING GLASS!
He threw a load of change at me and turned to walk away.
Me: THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT!
He turned around to face me.
Me: IT'S JUST A GLASS. GET A GRIP!
SC:

He walked away without saying anything. That was probably wise, because I was in the mood for a good arguement.
I don't hang around the ladies bathroom
Second incident. An irrate lady demanded to speak to the manager IMMEDIATELY. I went over.
Me: Hi there, can I help?
SC: I have just been in the ladies bathroom and had a look around. TWO CUBICLES don't have toilet paper!!!!1111!!!
Me: OK, I'm sorry about that, I will send a female member of staff to sort that immediately.
SC: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!!111!!!blargh!!!11!! WHAT IF A LADY WENT INTO THAT CUBICLE AND THERE WAS NO PAPER??!?! WHAT WOULD SHE DOOOOOOO??
Me: I'm sorry, but I was not aware there was no paper, but I will send...
SC: YOUUUUU'RRRREE THE MANAGER! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AWARE OF THEEESSSSE THINNNNGGGGSSSS!
Me: I am also a MALE manager. I cannot go into the ladies toilets every five minutes whilst we are open for business checking the stalls for toilet paper.
SC: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE MANAGER??? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHEN THE TOILET PAAAAAPEERR RUNSSSS OUT??
I just couldn't do it anymore. I didn't want to talk to her, I didn't want to argue, I didn't want to be near her. I just let out a huge sigh, turned my back to her and walked away.
The SC stood there for a couple of minutes, looking very angry and confused.
SC: FINEEEEE! I GET THE HIINNNT! I'M LEEAVVVVING!!
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