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  • Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I can't get fooled again

    Oh why, oh why do I keep setting things aside for customers who never show up?

    Shortly after I started today I got an outside call for seasonal. Some guy wanted to know if we had a certain patio table and chairs to go with it. We did, but we were down to the displays.

    Problem was, he was in Wausau at the time he called. Or was it Waupaca? I dunno, he mentioned both cities in Cheeselandialand. Both are a significant drive away from my store.

    He wanted these items held. I told him I couldn't hold unpaid merchandise. He offered to give a credit card number over the phone or online. I didn't think we could do this for him, so I called up the manager on duty, who confirmed that we don't accept credit card numbers over the phone or online. She did tell me we could hold the merchandise for him until he arrived.

    So I told him, and he said he'd hit the road right away and be at the store around 3-ish. But not before fishing for a discount on top of the 60%-off clearance prices. I told him we'd have to decide that when he came. The table and chairs were in perfectly fine shape.

    He got off the phone and I took the table and chairs off the floor and into the backroom, right in front of a couple other people who'd been looking at them. They asked me what I was doing. I said somebody else called and put these items on hold because they were going to buy them. They left.

    3:00 rolled around with no sign of the customer rolling in from Wausau or Waupaca. When I left at 4:45 he still hadn't shown up. I am going to be a rather unhappy Irv if I come in tomorrow and find the table and chairs still in the backroom waiting for pickup. That will have meant we lost the chance to sell them to somebody already in the store, who didn't ask about any discounts, for a total of about $300.

    I am so over holding stuff for people claiming they'll "be right in." If I were in charge, I'd tell them to hustle their asses on over if they really wanted the merchandise, and if it was sold from underneath them, then tough shit. If I've got a customer in store willing to buy something right away, and somebody on the phone promising to come on over soon, I'm going to please the person already in the store.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    I hate Wisconsinites.. I am one but i prefer being other places..

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    • #3
      Quoth klhanson View Post
      I hate Wisconsinites.. I am one but i prefer being other places..
      So am I, and so do I.

      Are we related?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        So am I, and so do I.

        Are we related?
        Where in WI are you located? LOL.. i'm in Jefferson county.. in the middle of nowhere..

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        • #5
          Quoth klhanson View Post
          I hate Wisconsinites.. I am one but i prefer being other places..
          I'm worse: I chose to live here!
          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          • #6
            Irv, I am looking forward the post next week about this same guy, who will show up in 6 days time and complain that the items he asked about are no longer being held for him.
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            • #7
              Quoth Food Lady View Post
              I'm worse: I chose to live here!
              just like I chose to live in Utah

              we must be related... at least I hope there isn't more than one family out there who makes this big of mistakes
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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                If I were in charge, I'd tell them to hustle their asses on over if they really wanted the merchandise, and if it was sold from underneath them, then tough shit. If I've got a customer in store willing to buy something right away, and somebody on the phone promising to come on over soon, I'm going to please the person already in the store.
                The vet my parents take their cats to did just that.

                It was a few years ago. We had a cat that died at the ripe old age of 19. After a month or so of mourning, we went out to get a kitten. This vet is part of a program where they have a few kittens from a shelter for sale in the vet's office. The office being closer than the shelter, we went there first.

                While we were deciding whether or not to get the female tortiseshell kitten, somebody phoned and asked if they had any kittens for sale.

                Receptionist: "Yes, there are some tortiseshell kittens and black kittens. Yes, one female. No I can't hold her, another family are looking right now and if they want her they'll get her since they bothered to come in."

                And so we chose the female tortie. Not just because an SC tried to get them to hold a cat, but also because she's charming and very sweet. Now, a few years later, her favourite sleeping place is a chair near the front door so she can greet any visitors.

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                • #9
                  Quoth edible_hat View Post
                  The vet my parents take their cats to did just that.

                  It was a few years ago. We had a cat that died at the ripe old age of 19. After a month or so of mourning, we went out to get a kitten. This vet is part of a program where they have a few kittens from a shelter for sale in the vet's office. The office being closer than the shelter, we went there first.

                  While we were deciding whether or not to get the female tortiseshell kitten, somebody phoned and asked if they had any kittens for sale.

                  Receptionist: "Yes, there are some tortiseshell kittens and black kittens. Yes, one female. No I can't hold her, another family are looking right now and if they want her they'll get her since they bothered to come in."

                  And so we chose the female tortie. Not just because an SC tried to get them to hold a cat, but also because she's charming and very sweet. Now, a few years later, her favourite sleeping place is a chair near the front door so she can greet any visitors.
                  Awww, that is cute

                  Although, slight nit-pick, torties are usually female due to the tortiseshell gene being on the extra X chromosone. Males that have it usually have an extra X gene and are sterile.

                  As for the holding of merchandise, try getting customers yelling because we don't hold their paid-for-left-behind groceries overnight.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth klhanson View Post
                    Where in WI are you located? LOL.. i'm in Jefferson county.. in the middle of nowhere..
                    Northeast of you, on the lake, still in the middle of nowhere.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      My rule of thumb was that I would hold stuff until the end of the business day (or the end of the next one, if it was late). If no one showed up, it went back on the floor.
                      Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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                      • #12
                        I love the Dubya thread title, that was one of my favourite Bush quotes.

                        Irv, I share your disdain over holding. We used to hold products, but eventually stopped doing it for new release games (since we'd end up with a bunch held, some of which would never be picked up and we'd lose sales for the day) and eventually everything. Now the only time we do holds is if another of our store requests we hold something for a customer.

                        And I hate SCs who beg me to hold and say "I PROMISE I'll pick it up"

                        Suuuure you will...
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                        • #13
                          IMHO, holding merchandise for customers is a terrible waste of money for the business. Who knows how many people would have been interested in/actually bought said product while it was sitting unavailable? The only way it makes sense is if the customer is somehow special (yes, I know they ALL think they are, but I'm talking like actually a VIP customer of some sort). Otherwise, what is the difference between one customer and another in terms of the money they spend? Soooo many times people have shown genuine interest in our books wasting away on the hold shelf, and I cry a little inside because I know that only about 10% of people (generous estimate) come back to buy their books on hold. ESPECIALLY if it is a time-sensitive topic, like swine flu etc. I think a lot of people put stuff on hold "just in case"


                          Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                          I love the Dubya thread title, that was one of my favourite Bush quotes.
                          OT: I was just thinking about this quote! Wondering if he screwed it up on purpose because he didn't want to have to say "shame on me"
                          !
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                          • #14
                            Heh, this reminds me of a joke.

                            A swapmeet seller dies and goes to heaven. Once he gets there, he's assigned to a cloud of other swapmeet sellers and the like. After a bit, he realizes he has to pee, so he goes up to another soul and asks about it. The other soul tells him to just take a whizz off the side of the cloud. Looking over the side, he sees another cloud with a bunch of souls on it. The other sould tells him not to worry about it; those are all the people who said they'd be back.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #15
                              We would hold stuff at GameStore on occasion -- either if it was some big release that we had 20 copies of (and unlikely to sell thru), or if it was something a loooong-time loyal customer had been looking for for ages. Even then, we only gave them til the end of the day. Every so often, tho, people would ask us to hold stuff and then not give us their names.

                              We had plenty of laughs at people asking us to hold Wii's for them when the system first came out >_< Hell, the only reason *I* got one at launch was because I reserved it in JUNE of that year and had it paid out a couple of months later >_> ...And I was WORKING at that store at the time!
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