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Funny thing is, I really don't get many assholic customers. Could be the slightly psychotic smile I often have on my face 
that keeps them in line.
But this Grand Asshole was an exception. I ring him for the printer he is buying, and the receipt prints out in full, but not the rebate, since the roll ran empty! (Now the paper will turn pink on the edge when it's low, then turn white again when there is about 6" left.) All the paper coming out was white and saw no pink anywhere...
Me: I'll go print you a copy of the rebate since it didn't come out completely.
GA: (sigh)
Then I give him the rebate form; he starts reading it; and another customer appears.
Me: Sir, I'll move your printer to the next counter so I can help this lady who's next.
GA: The hell you will! Where's the SKU on this form?!
Me: -moves the printer anyway so lady can put her stuff down- The SKU is right there, and I don't appreciate you being rude to me.
GA: YOUR receipt paper ran out.
Me: Excuse me! I didn't know it was going to!
I didn't catch the rest of his ranting as he stormed away, because frankly I wasn't listening anymore. One must have some serious issues if they rant over a rebate form. Same geedee rebate, just different format. The nice lady I waited on next was just
+ 
And I’m thankful that karma will someday pwn that douchebag, ie, he will fill out the rebate form wrong or forget to send something in!
that keeps them in line.But this Grand Asshole was an exception. I ring him for the printer he is buying, and the receipt prints out in full, but not the rebate, since the roll ran empty! (Now the paper will turn pink on the edge when it's low, then turn white again when there is about 6" left.) All the paper coming out was white and saw no pink anywhere...
Me: I'll go print you a copy of the rebate since it didn't come out completely.
GA: (sigh)
Then I give him the rebate form; he starts reading it; and another customer appears.
Me: Sir, I'll move your printer to the next counter so I can help this lady who's next.
GA: The hell you will! Where's the SKU on this form?!
Me: -moves the printer anyway so lady can put her stuff down- The SKU is right there, and I don't appreciate you being rude to me.
GA: YOUR receipt paper ran out.
Me: Excuse me! I didn't know it was going to!
I didn't catch the rest of his ranting as he stormed away, because frankly I wasn't listening anymore. One must have some serious issues if they rant over a rebate form. Same geedee rebate, just different format. The nice lady I waited on next was just
+ And I’m thankful that karma will someday pwn that douchebag, ie, he will fill out the rebate form wrong or forget to send something in!
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