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  • Death Returns

    Sequel to this thread! http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=50452

    I hadn't seen Death in a few days, but his complaint about the fake cocktail pitchers got quite famous. It was almost the end of my shift, and I saw he had appeared at the bar. The bar was slightly busy at this point.

    Death: Am I invisable??

    Oyyy, he's using THAT complaint again. The co-worker who had to deal with his complaint about the pitchers sighed and turned to him.

    CW: You are not invisable, it just isn't your turn yet.
    Death: Do not speak to me like that!
    CW: OK then. I won't speak to you at all until it is your turn.
    Death:

    The staff in the pub are seriously sick of this guy, they are through being polite. CW finally got to him and served him his usual pint of cider.

    CW: That is £x.xx
    Death: How much??
    CW: £x.xx. The same price you pay each time you are in here.
    Death: I think you're ripping me off.
    CW: The price list is at the end of the bar. Read that if you don't believe me.
    Death: *hands her the money* I really don't like this place anymore.

    CW and me finished about ten minutes later and decided to have a drink in the garden seeing as it was a nice day. We walked outside, took a seat and started chatting. All of a sudden, someone came and joined us.

    It was Death.

    He didn't say a word. He just sat next to CW and stared at us, drinking his pint of cider. CW and me were understandably freaked out!

    Me: Shall we move?
    CW: Yeah! Let's sit inside!
    Death: Oh, I guess I really am invisable then!

    We didn't respond. We decided to treat him as such.

  • #2
    Maybe if you remind the jerk that at the end of the movie, the invisible man DIES!


    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      He also gets pounded in the ass by Superman but that's a different story entirely and one best reserved under the assumption that this guy will probably never have sex with Wonderwoman.

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      • #4
        Hahaha don't you love working in a bar?!

        I hate it when people complain about prices, as if we make them!

        I remember before I started bartending, I was the door girl (which means I sat at the door with the bouncers and collected the cover money). There was one girl who would come and complain ALL THE TIME about cover.

        Here is a sample conversation:

        Me: "Hi, it will be $3."
        Cheap Customer: "Ugh, there's COVER tonight!?"
        Me: "Yes, there is cover every Thursday night, as you found out last week."
        CC: "Yeah, but last week it was only $1."
        Me: "No, we never have $1 cover."
        CC: "Yes you do! Last week they only made me pay $1!"
        Me: (calls over bouncer) "Hey, Mike, how much was our cover last Thursday?"
        Mike: "$3."
        Me: (turns to CC) "Any other questions?"

        She paid...all $3.

        Honestly, if you are cheap enough to not want to pay $3, you shouldn't be going out to a bar in the first place. It just predicts the rest of the night: that same customer is going to complain about drink prices and then not tip.

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        • #5
          Quoth NateTheChops View Post
          He also gets pounded in the ass by Superman but that's a different story entirely and one best reserved under the assumption that this guy will probably never have sex with Wonderwoman.

          damn you... I am trying so hard not to laugh in class... which is really hard to do because of that
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Quoth NateTheChops View Post
            He also gets pounded in the ass by Mr. Hyde
            Oh wait, wrong story.

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            • #7
              I see this becoming an epic saga. Do keep us informed of Death's stupidity, please!
              We Pick Up the Pieces

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              • #8
                Geez oh man can this guy not take a hint. He says over and over how he doesn't like the service and then he tries to sit with you like you're friends? Who even does that?

                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Maybe if you remind the jerk that at the end of the movie, the invisible man DIES!
                Aw, you ruined it for me!
                !
                "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                  Geez oh man can this guy not take a hint. He says over and over how he doesn't like the service and then he tries to sit with you like you're friends? Who even does that?



                  Aw, you ruined it for me!
                  And Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    And Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!
                    Argh!! Next you'll tell me that Rosebud is his SLED or something...
                    !
                    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                      Argh!! Next you'll tell me that Rosebud is his SLED or something...
                      The Titanic sinks and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                      • #12
                        And the chick in "The Crying Game" is really a man.......
                        "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
                        "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
                        "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

                        -Jasper Fforde

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                          Argh!! Next you'll tell me that Rosebud is his SLED or something...
                          You just save me two long boobless hours!
                          Sometimes life is altered.
                          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                          Uneasy with confrontation.
                          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                          • #14
                            Spoilers in song...

                            http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=118
                            Spoiler Alert song.

                            Just sayin'.
                            NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MadMike View Post
                              You just save me two long boobless hours!
                              I'm not one to curse at a Moderator, but damn you for saying what I was going to post!
                              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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