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OH GOD! I'm blind and lost some brain cells. Had several customers.
One: Guy took his sweet time, (read nearly half-hour). picking his items. In which case, I learned something. Can't do two foodstamp cards on same purchise. I hated the fact he somehow had two food stamps, but still, nice to know.
Now he open his wallet to pay for his beer, and had a nice picture of what I assumed was his girlfriend. So I even said, "your wife's pretty" he smiled. and showed me a few more pics of him and his family. Nice decent pictures. While I was bagging his beer, he then held out his cell phone and told me to watch it. I peered at it, and much to my horror, I saw a vid of his wife. ... pretending to be a valcume cleaner. On him. Down there. After nearly biting my tongue from berating and screaming in abjact fear, he then said he had more vids of her, with other guys.
Later on, had two guys want beer, nether have ID, after much arguing, they finally get the hint that they aren't getting beer. So they leave. They come back later, buy some hot pockets, and then as they are going out they in a sing-song voice like teasing from preschool, they jeered. "We got our beer, we got our beer...."
(Thankfully nether of them was near any beer, sot hey didn't steal any that I know off, and belive me, I watch people who get angry at me and come back later the same day).
I shrugged and said Ok, didnt really care, but wanted to ask how old they were to be singing like that.
Please, need whole bottle of brain bleach.
One: Guy took his sweet time, (read nearly half-hour). picking his items. In which case, I learned something. Can't do two foodstamp cards on same purchise. I hated the fact he somehow had two food stamps, but still, nice to know.
Now he open his wallet to pay for his beer, and had a nice picture of what I assumed was his girlfriend. So I even said, "your wife's pretty" he smiled. and showed me a few more pics of him and his family. Nice decent pictures. While I was bagging his beer, he then held out his cell phone and told me to watch it. I peered at it, and much to my horror, I saw a vid of his wife. ... pretending to be a valcume cleaner. On him. Down there. After nearly biting my tongue from berating and screaming in abjact fear, he then said he had more vids of her, with other guys.
Later on, had two guys want beer, nether have ID, after much arguing, they finally get the hint that they aren't getting beer. So they leave. They come back later, buy some hot pockets, and then as they are going out they in a sing-song voice like teasing from preschool, they jeered. "We got our beer, we got our beer...."
(Thankfully nether of them was near any beer, sot hey didn't steal any that I know off, and belive me, I watch people who get angry at me and come back later the same day).
I shrugged and said Ok, didnt really care, but wanted to ask how old they were to be singing like that.
Please, need whole bottle of brain bleach.
I AM the evil bastard!
You poor thing! 
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