major headache

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, there is another car parked in the space closest to my villa. I paid a lot of money to stay here and I want that parking space. Can you have that car moved?

Me: no ma'am

Guest: then I will call and have the piece of shit towed

Me: is there another space you can use?

Guest: yea there is another GD space but thats not the fuckin point....I paid $3000. I want that one because it's nearest to where I am staying


Me: ma'am please stop cussing at me....I cant make them move their car and I dont even know who they are

Guest: well then I want some compenation because this is very inconvenient and I cant believe that for all the money I paid, you are refusing to even do anything about it

Me: there is nothing I can do

Guest: Dave, you are pissing me off. How dare you treat me like this. I am skaking right now I am so mad. You have ruined our vacation. I just....I cant even talk (she starts crying) Goddamnit......this is so not fair....grrrrrrrr...go to hell, Dave.

[Chanlin]

go to hell, Dave.

Only if I can take you with me.

Wouldn't it be ironic if the car did get towed and it belonged to the property manager

[strawbabies]

How is the parking set up at those places? I thought they were private homes with driveways & stuff.

[bainsidhe]

Was it a public road/parking space? It'd be funny if she towed the police chief's car. That would make for some interesting karma when it came back around

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Unbelievable! *shaking head*

[Mr Hero]

Hey guess what? The person who parked there also paid $3000 for their rental.

Wow a ruined vacation over a parking spot. Must have been a pretty shitty vacation if a good parking space would have been the highlight.

[TTAZ]

this is so not fair....grrrrrrrr...

What adult does this? My two-year-old doesn't even growl at me!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What adult does this? My two-year-old doesn't even growl at me!

You haven't met my brother . . . he growls and grumbles under his breath quite frequently. But then he's developmentally and mentally disabled, so it goes with the territory.

*le sigh*

[Ree]

What adult does this?

Obviously the customers in VRS's stories. LOL

Again...just...unbelievable!

[Chanlin]

Actually I occasionally growl to vent frustration, but this is typically when there is no one for me to offend or I at least have the decency to mute the phone first

[tropicsgoddess]

"OMG, It's not faaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrr I have to walk aaaaaaaaallll that way to my villa cause they won't gimme that parking spot!" Cry me a river. VRS, you must be a regular caller for the waaaaaambulance with the copious amount of EWs you get.

[jjllbb]

DAVE! ITS RAINING DURING MY VACATION!

MAKE THE RAIN STOP DAVE!!!! OH YOU WON'T?? THEN GO TO HELL DAVE!

[Tito]

go to hell, Dave.

You should have have told her you're already there.

How do you do it, Dave? I would be in a nut house by now if I had your job!

[calulu]

Hey guess what Dave, your customers have been calling me today bitching about the fact that they can't get flower arrangements to their vacay places in five minutes..... I don't know how you cope with them because I've been hanging up left and right all day long..

[Fiyero]

Dave, ... You have ruined our vacation.

Have you kept a tally of how many vacations you have ruined?