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    The Exorcist... Christmas Edition?

    ... I was reminded of this one today when we were doing laundry...because I found a quick note I wrote to myself in my pocket.

    So Thursday I was...as always.... trapped back in The Pit...also known as FR...also known as the 7th circle of hell only slightly better than the 8th which would be being stuck at a register....

    Everything was going well...Then this lady comes back and uses the bathroom... She leaves and of course the door is open but the light is off.... and I smell something. Now it is not the usual DEATH smell I am used to after someone spends THAT much time in the bathroom... It is pleasant... but odd... I think... she probably just sprayed...

    But I am a Curious monkey...so I venture into the abyss. What I saw I could only describe as Frosty the Snowman meets THE EXORCIST!

    The smell was baby powder... and yall I don't know what the FUCK this lady was doing but it was EVERYWHERE.... I mean I had to SWEEP the ceiling! Walls, floor, counter, toilet ceiling.... It looked like a baby powder BOMB went off in there.


    ...completely ridiculous....
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red
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    On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!
    Experience is knowing how not to get your teeth kicked in - again. -- The Freethinker

    "And that... entitles you to no mercy at all, no matter what." -- from Going Postal by Terry Pratchett

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      Quoth Thud-n-Blunder View Post
      On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!
      Ooh that was good.

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        Quoth Thud-n-Blunder View Post
        On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!
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          Quoth Thud-n-Blunder View Post
          On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!
          GAH! *hides from the puns* ^_^
          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
          -Red

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            On the upside, considering it was a bathroom, there are far, far, far worse things to be splattered all over the place...

            Though I bet afterward you were looking like Pigpen from "Peanuts", just with a white cloud instead of the dirt one.
            No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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