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  • I'm glad you're drunk!

    This was interesting. Being a busy weekend I never realized exactly how much people rely on atms. Our atms are owned by an outside company and the closest tech? Two hours away.

    Anyway, so it seemed that the atm next to the cage was infact out of money and it was sending EVERY customer up to the cage to retrieve their money. As an atm it charges you three dollars, thus how all the cashiers figured out the atm was out of money, besides the constant bitching.

    My poor cw kept getting all the jerks who were like: Omg, this is ridiculous! Why should I be charged to get out my own money? I have to sign for my own money!? You really want a thumb print?! Why is this so hard!? ETC.

    I want to know why its so "hard" for them to sign and give us a thumb print while we do all the work?? It takes less than two mins.

    I finally got this guy who was annoying yet kind of funny and then rude.

    SD: Sucky drunk

    Me: I need the card you used and your ID.

    He was extremely slow moving and slurring.

    SD: Why did this happen?

    Me: Unfortunately at the moment our atm's are all out of money. The techs were called and should be here soon... (soon as in TWO hours or longer)

    SD: I bet you've been getting a lot of shit from people about this huh?

    Me: Yes.

    SD: Had I been sober I bet I'd be giving you shit too.

    Me: Then I'm glad you're drunk!

    (Yes, I said this and it felt awesome)

    SD: Me too!

    *does the whole process of retrieving the paper out of the printer, got his thumb print and signature*

    Me: How would you like it?

    SD: in cash.

    Me: (I HATE that answer. Well, duh, of course cash!!!) Hundreds?

    SD: No, twenties.

    *counts out money*

    SD: Now I'm gonna go loose it all.

    Me: Or double it.

    SD: Yeah, right. *he gets real sarcastic here and says some stuff that I can't remember but I know he was being a prick*

    Me: Have a nice day...

    This is why I don't try and talk to the customers, they always get mean in the end and I was actually trying to be nice. But I should know better than try with drunks. But oh well, its true he is gonna loose it all.

  • #2
    Quoth Anakah View Post
    SD: Now I'm gonna go lose it all.
    I really hope he meant, "lose his money" ...
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    • #3
      Quoth Anakah View Post
      Me: How would you like it?

      SD: in cash.
      To my way of thinking, this response implies that he doesn't care how he gets it back. I'd probably say ok and give him whatever the hell I felt like giving him. Probably ones.
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      • #4
        My usual response to someone responding "in cash" to cash back is "Pennies it is!" Then I give them whatever's easiest for me to count.
        It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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