Attention Shoppers.

[Dave1982]

My name is "Dave."

It is not "HEY! STAPLES GUY!!!!!"

That is all.

[ApolloSZ]

In that vein, apparently my users at the old job (just switched) changed my name for me, from Chris, to Bruce (And about 5 other varients) - Who needs Deed polls these days?

[Racket_Man]

My name is "Dave."

It is not "HEY! STAPLES GUY!!!!!"

That is all.

but then again sometimes it warms my heart when a lovely 6 year old squeals

"HEY ITS THE PIZZA MAN" when I get to the front door and they really mean it.

other times I just want to kill the adult persons for that phrase, so I know how you feel.

[Kullervo]

My previous delivery position at PODS used to get me the label "POD people".

Also customers used to always call me Kevin. I eventually got sick of correcting them and just ran with it.

[NateTheChops]

"Hey you work at Rite-Aid!"

"Hey, are you on your way to Rite Aid?"

Two sentences that are guaranteed to get you killed.

[Teskeria]

LOL. My name is 5 letters ending in Y. So how do they get Shaquita, Shaqeera, Angela, Sue, Marisa and Linda (those are the most common) out of that on the phone?

At least they know where they are? And really do you want these idiots to KNOW who you are?

[Gerrinson]

In that vein, apparently my users at the old job (just switched) changed my name for me, from Chris, to Bruce (And about 5 other varients) - Who needs Deed polls these days?

Interesting, because they change my name from Bruce to Chris. Repeatedly.

Or, on occasion, Dave, Mike, Brian or Steve. Which of course all sound alike.

[Victoria J]

We recently had someone say they'd previously been seen by "Miss Trixie", turned out to be Sarah

We were very disapointed it wasn't our deputy manager and debt specialist. We'd been claiming it was his stripper name...

Victoria J

[Golden Phoenix]

I'm most commonly known ans sarah, charlotte or sara.

None of which are my name.

and in one very odd case my name came back on an agent report as Chewere

wtf?

[freeatlast]

My previous delivery position at PODS used to get me the label "POD people".

That's what we call the people from PODS Corporate in our office.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Heh. I don't have anyone calling me "Hey! <Wholesale Club> Guy!" like that. I do respond to "Excuse me" but not "Hey, buddy!" I also don't respond to whistle summons, as I am not a dog.

However, there is an employee at the Wal-Mart next door (incidentally named Wally) who calls me "Mister <Wholesale Club>!" I, in turn, call him "Mister Wal-Mart!"

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

My previous delivery position at PODS used to get me the label "POD people".

I keep hearing this in the form of the "Crab people" chant from South Park.

POD Pe-ople!
POD Pe-ople!

At a job I used to work one of the installers called me "Frodo" due to my rather compact size. Now I can easily get offended at stuff like that, be he was cool enough about it that I really didn't mind. He was just saying it to be goofy, not to make fun of me.

[Zombi]

In that vein, apparently my users at the old job (just switched) changed my name for me, from Chris, to Bruce (And about 5 other varients) - Who needs Deed polls these days?

Don't bring me down...BRUCE!

[SuperNat]

Don't bring me down...BRUCE!

Lol I ALWAYS thought that's what it was... but it's 'groos'... now WTF is a groos?

[elsporko]

I'm pretty sure at my custodian job nobody knows my name. It probaby doesn't help that when I show up at any other time then 6 am and they don't know who I am I just say "I'm the cleaning guy" but you would think at least the manager who lets me into the store every week would have remembered.