Uh...indecent exposure much?

[Despina83]

Last night I was walking to the break room and as I was passing through sporting goods I saw a group of people walk by, two girls and two guys. I had to double back and walk past the group again because I could not believe what I was seeing. The girl in front was absolutely huge and wearing a black halter top. The straps were not on her shoulders, but pulled almost all the way down her arms, practically to her elbows. This left...her gigantic, sagging breasts exposed for everyone to see, with the exception of the nipples. Everything else was hanging right out there. Seriously, she had her shirt halfway off. She paraded around the whole store like this. We were all talking about her in the breakroom. God God, don't people have any...decency? Dignity? Self respect? Brains? Ugh.

[bainsidhe]

I'm not a small girl myself, and I'll be damned if my womanly bits are hanging out for all to see. I once had a woman in drive thru that only wore a cardigan sweater on top. You know, the type that goes over another shirt and buttons waaaaayyyy down at the bottom. Yeah. Absolutely nothing was left to the imagination and one false twitch wouldv'e sent the gals swinging.

More recently, I saw another lady who was fashionably dressed, except her shirt was not nearly long enough. It's one thing to see a thong line on Beonce, but on a regular human being...~shudder~.

[Victory Sabre]

Answers to your final questions: No, No, No, and No.

[BrenDAnn]

Ugh...I hate people that don't know to cover their bodies properly! After this story, though, I think I need some to get that image out of my mind!

Edited to add: Victory, you could not be more right!!

[HeatherWolf]

Gag me with a grill fork. No No No and No from me too.

[jiarby]

If it was a man with his wanker hanging out you'd call the police.... so the same for the booby girl.

Indecent Exposure, Lewd Behavior... who knows. Maybe you'll score and she has a warrant or a baggie of pot in her pocket!

[Primer]

All I can say, is that last I heard, it was perfectly legal for women to go topless in Austin...until somebody complains. Then she has to cover up or face the chance of a citation. No, I never did; no, I never would ; and I'm so glad I don't live there any more!

[El Pollo Guerrera]

God God, don't people have any...decency?

Nope.

Dignity?

Nope.

Self respect?

Nope.

Brains?

Nope.

You left out "shame", but I think you know the answer to that one...

If I had super powers, I'd choose 'mind control', just so I could have someone's five year old point and shout "LOOKIT THE LADIES' BOOBIES!!!" in the most crowded part of the store.

[BookstoreEscapee]

God God, don't people have any...decency? Dignity? Self respect? Brains?

...Mirrors?

[I don't work here]

...Mirrors?

we had a cashier "game" at my old job... when we saw someone who obviously didn't look in the mirror before they went out, we would call the cashier and say "Mirror mirror". It was fun.

[McGoddess09]

If I had super powers, I'd choose 'mind control', just so I could have someone's five year old point and shout "LOOKIT THE LADIES' BOOBIES!!!" in the most crowded part of the store.

Bwahahahahaha!

[JoitheArtist]

Believe it or not, having boobs hanging out once saved a woman's life.

No, really!

A guy I knew in college had been out to see his girlfriend, and arrived back at his apartment very late at night. He was tired, and the area was not well lit.

At that moment, a VERY well-endowed woman in a low-cut top decided to cross the street right in front of him, wearing all black (moron!) However, in her effort to get across the road as quickly as possible, she completely popped out of her top! The blinding flash of light on pale skin caused the driver to slam on his brakes, barely missing her.

See! Boobies save lives!

[LillFilly]

*Shudders* I see stuff like this WWWWAAAAYYY too much where I work. Especially women with rolls wearing tight tight tops that emphasize every lump of fat, and squeeze it out the bottom of the shirt where it dangles and sways over the top of their too-tight short shorts as they walk. Most of them would look perfectly nice if they wore something that FIT!!!! I swear, I'm going to burn out my eyes one of these days.

[Skeen]

Especially women with rolls wearing tight tight tops that emphasize every lump of fat, and squeeze it out the bottom of the shirt where it dangles and sways over the top of their too-tight short shorts as they walk.

It's called a "muffin top." Think about that for a while. When your brain reboots, you can safely vomit.

I mainly see this sort of fashion abortion at the Wall of Mart (but only after like 8PM) and the flea market on the "iffy" side of town. But I've also seen this "style" on perfectly well-educated, very sweet girls. Now, I'm a bigger girl myself, but I'd prefer if people didn't know just HOW big, so I always wear clothes that FIT. No muffin tops for me!

[rerant]

Customers at my work seem to think that sex store = nudie palace.
Just because we sexx things relative to sex does not mean you can try on lingerie and prance around the store half naked.
Worse yet is when couples come in and the guy wants to go in the fitting room with his wife/girlfriend.

That's when I go from sweet and helpful to raging bitch in .5 seconds.