"You don't look like a little boy to me..."

[Mike Taylor]

... was what I said to the teenaged girl I caught trying to sneak into the men's bathroom at work with her boyfriend and his buddy. They tried to slip past me, but I caught them at the front door of the store.

Who the hell tries to get their freak on in a place as nasty as a public restroom?

This girl was probably 16 at the oldest, but could have been as young as 13.

[Soulstealer]

Thank you, now I have bad images in my head. You owe me alcohol and brain bleach.

[Mike Taylor]

Oh, they didn't get that far.

[blas]

Haven't you watched Maury lately? Teens are doing it on the school bus nowadays!

[rerant]

I'm going to say here what I yelled at the bar to a room full of people watching some girl writhe around with her pants off.

That's someone's daughter!

I'm a fun ruiner, I guess.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Haven't you watched Maury lately? Teens are doing it on the school bus nowadays!

That's why the rear seats are the best seats.

I mean, uhhh, not that I'd know from experience, it's just that...

[Mike Taylor]

Haven't you watched Maury lately? Teens are doing it on the school bus nowadays!

This is nothing new, but its a telling sign about the kind of parenting they're getting at home.

Again... a public bathroom.... YUCK!

[Mike Taylor]

That's someone's daughter!

or sister, or niece....

Personally, I think this should be drilled into every boy's skull from the time they are old enough to know the difference between boys and girls.

[tamezin]

Haven't you watched Maury lately? Teens are doing it on the school bus nowadays!

Please....I am 40 years old and they did that when I was a teenager...pre-teen...elementary school.

[MadMike]

Who the hell tries to get their freak on in a place as nasty as a public restroom?

It happens, as I witnessed last winter. I posted about it in Sightings, but the short version is this couple walked into the convenience store together, her in a short skirt despite the single-digit temperatures. They walked straight towards the bathrooms side by side, made it look like they were going into seperate rooms, but then he pushed the door to the men's room but quickly stepped into the ladies' room with her instead.

Employee smacks the door with the broom, he scurries out of there and into the men's room where he was supposed to be, and then they both leave a minute later, without buying anything.

[Amanita]

Just WHAT is up with doing it in public bathrooms?
Oh, what a romantic spot- "Oh, I love you, baby..FLUUUSH!!"

[Mike Taylor]

Just WHAT is up with doing it in public bathrooms?
Oh, what a romantic spot- "Oh, I love you, baby..FLUUUSH!!"

For some folks, it's the danger of being caught that adds to the excitement.

However, the added danger of going home with something nasty that neither person contracted from the other kind of kills the mood for me.

[gremcint]

Just WHAT is up with doing it in public bathrooms?
Oh, what a romantic spot- "Oh, I love you, baby..FLUUUSH!!"

isn't there a thread on here somewhere of someone getting head while taking a dump?

[iron2004]

At my restaurant, some male employees were caught taking cell phone videos of a female employee exposing her "perky bosom". Guess the freezer was to make them extra "perky".

Didn't get fired, tho.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

isn't there a thread on here somewhere of someone getting head while taking a dump?

The technical term for that is blumpkin.<----highlight for a good time.