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  • Compensate me for my incompetence!

    A few summers ago, I worked for a company that sold awnings, including a retractable type like this:



    Now these awnings are meant to be sun shades only. They are not ideal for windy weather or rain as they are not super sturdy, unlike a full fixed frame awning.

    Rain in particular is bad because instead of rolling off the canvas, as would happen with a fixed frame awning where the canvas is pulled tight, it collects in the middle and starts to weigh the awning down, in extreme cases it can cause the awning to snap off the support frame on the wall.

    We had this one guy who bought one of these things and ended up leaving it out in the rain and it got damaged. We replaced it for him and cautioned him to not leave it out in the rain.

    Three weeks later, he calls back. His awning is damaged again, this time it was rain and wind. After a bit of back and forth, the owner begrudgingly agrees to replace the awning a second time and has one of our installers visit his place to go over with him how to take care of it.

    One month later, guess who calls back?

    This time the owner is refusing to replace the awning and the customer is PISSED...

    SC: How can you not replace it! You're supposed to stand by the products you sell!
    O: We do stand by our products, but we've already warned you several times about proper use of the awning.
    SC: When I bought this thing I was under the impression it was meant to be used outdoors! That's the whole reason I got it.
    O: It's meant to be used in sunny conditions with minimal wind.
    SC: So what the fuck do I do when it rains?
    O: Uhh, go inside?
    SC: That's bullshit! I bought this thing so I could stay outside when it's raining. This thing is supposed to be for outdoor use, who the fuck would make an outdoor use product that couldn't handle rain?? It rains quite a bit you know.
    O: There are plenty of outdoor use products that aren't meant for the rain.
    SC: So are you going to replace this for me?
    O: No sir, you've already gotten two replacements from us at no cost, if you want another one, you'll have to pay.
    SC: WHAT???? That's a fucking crock! You need to stand by your product! If it breaks you need to fix it!
    O: Not if it breaks due to negligent use. You admitted to leaving it out in the rain and wind and that's not our fault.
    SC: I was using it the way I was told I could. I was told that by one of your salespeople.
    O: I doubt that to be the case sir, but even if you were told that initially, I sent one of my installers out to go over use of the awning with you and he confirmed to me that he did that.
    SC: That doesn't fucking matter! You need to give me a new awning, now. I expect it here first thing in the morning!
    (note: totally unrealistic expectation)
    O: I'm not going to do that sir.
    SC: Oh yes you are! You're not about to screw me out of over $2000 on this, you owe me a new awning!
    O: No we don't.
    SC: Yes, you do!
    O: NO, we don't!
    SC: YES YOU FUCKING DO!! You need to stand behind your products and do something to fix this!
    O: Alright sir, you want to know what I can do?
    SC: Yes!
    O: Absolutely nothing. You will not be getting any replacement from us. You broke it, you're stuck with it.
    SC: [Long, cuss filled rant demanding a replacement and threatening to send a lawyer after us if we don't do it]
    O: In that case, I will wait to hear from your attorney. *click*

    We never did hear from a lawyer, although the guy did call back a couple of times trying to bully us into a free replacement, failing each time.
    Last edited by CrazedClerkthe2nd; 08-21-2009, 08:46 PM.
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

  • #2
    Holy shit! They replaced it TWICE for free and warned him EACH TIME to knock-it-off on leaving it exposed to rain, and he did it a third time?

    Jesus...
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    • #3
      Wow, he's got one really thick skull.
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      • #4
        Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
        SC: Oh yes you are! You're not about to screw me out of over $2000 on this, you owe me a new awning!
        (My response to the SC): I see. The awning broke because of your improper use not once, not twice but three times. And each time occurred after you were informed not to use it that way. We've already sent two free replacements, even though it was your improper use of the awning that caused the break - it was not due to defect. This means that our company has been, as you so eloquently put it, "screwed out of $2000" not once, but twice for two replacements that were your own fault. As it is clear you did not follow our explicit instructions, I can only surmise that such misuse was caused intentionally. At this point, there is nothing more I can offer you. You're more than welcome to purchase another awning, but please be aware that we can no longer honor the published price. The previously-priced $2000 awning is now $4000. This should cover the costs of the two replacements you truly did not deserve. I have noted your account. Have a nice day. ~click~
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          That's insane. I can't believe that not only has he been told the awning is not for use in the rain but has actually broken it TWICE trying to use it and still this man is going to try and use it in the rain. Does he expect to have it fixed every single time it rains? [insert Captain Picard facepalm emoticon here]
          !
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          • #6
            Quoth Peppergirl View Post
            Holy shit! They replaced it TWICE for free and warned him EACH TIME to knock-it-off on leaving it exposed to rain, and he did it a third time?

            Jesus...
            Le sigh... just goes to show, give an SC an inch, and they take a light-year.
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            • #7
              Quoth Mnemjian View Post
              That's insane. I can't believe that not only has he been told the awning is not for use in the rain but has actually broken it TWICE trying to use it and still this man is going to try and use it in the rain. Does he expect to have it fixed every single time it rains? [insert Captain Picard facepalm emoticon here]
              You mean this one? (Thanks Irv!)


              What's that definition of insanity again? Repeating the same behavior every time and expecting different results....

              This story reminds me of when I was in about 4th grade and my parents were redoing the kitchen. It was summer, so we took the pop-up camper and stayed at a local campground for the week, while my dad and a friend did the work. One day it poured rain all day, and the awning over the picnic table was filling with water and threatening to collapse on us, so every half hour or so my mom would take a spare pole and push up on the center to dump the water out. The waterfall over the sides was pretty cool.
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              • #8
                Ugh! Picard facepalm indeed! This calls for the double facepalm with Riker!
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                • #9
                  This calls for the Red October facepalm:
                  You've lost another awning? (best said in that sort of southern accent)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    You mean this one? (Thanks Irv!)
                    Oh yay! Thanks

                    !
                    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                    • #11
                      AGH! I can't believe they replaced it twice! What, umm, nice people. I'd have told him to f- off the first time.
                      wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
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                      • #12
                        Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                        SC: Oh yes you are! You're not about to screw me out of over $2000 on this, you owe me a new awning!
                        O: No we don't.
                        O: Well, Sir, given that you've already screwed us out of at least $4000 due to your inability to follow simple directions, I'd say it's quite fair...
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                        • #13
                          I was over someones how who had one of those. It actually rained, well sprinkled at first. Once it started to get heavy you could see the water poling in the awning and the owner quickly wen over with a broom and gently pushed the water off and closed it.

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                          • #14
                            Well we were one of two main companies that did awnings in the city we were in. The other company was larger and constantly undercutting us on price (since they did more volume than we did), so the Owner did do a lot to make sure customers stuck with us, although in the case of this douche it did no good whatsoever.
                            "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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