This guy made me want to slap the shit out of him.
He wants to report that over an HOUR ago, someone from very far away shot at his car. And after every sentence he says to me "do you understand what I'm saying" or "does that makes sense to you". Ya know, the same thing I would say to my 8 year old nephew when I'm trying to explain open heart surgery to him in intricate detail... Except this guy was saying very simply and clearly what happened and not even using big words (like watermelon!).
Then this guy has the gumption to tell me he's "just a humble lawer and not a quack or anything like that."
Humble doesn't even belong in the same freakin sentence as lawyer, you ass-cupcake! And maybe you aren't a "quack", but you sure as fuzz are a moron!
Tip: if someone is shooting at your car, you probably don't want to wait a whole damn hour before calling the police.
I'm having a bad day anyway, I don't need someone talking down to me like I'm brain damaged too.
He wants to report that over an HOUR ago, someone from very far away shot at his car. And after every sentence he says to me "do you understand what I'm saying" or "does that makes sense to you". Ya know, the same thing I would say to my 8 year old nephew when I'm trying to explain open heart surgery to him in intricate detail... Except this guy was saying very simply and clearly what happened and not even using big words (like watermelon!).
Then this guy has the gumption to tell me he's "just a humble lawer and not a quack or anything like that."
Humble doesn't even belong in the same freakin sentence as lawyer, you ass-cupcake! And maybe you aren't a "quack", but you sure as fuzz are a moron!
Tip: if someone is shooting at your car, you probably don't want to wait a whole damn hour before calling the police.
I'm having a bad day anyway, I don't need someone talking down to me like I'm brain damaged too.
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