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  • I am not mentally challenged,thanks

    This guy made me want to slap the shit out of him.

    He wants to report that over an HOUR ago, someone from very far away shot at his car. And after every sentence he says to me "do you understand what I'm saying" or "does that makes sense to you". Ya know, the same thing I would say to my 8 year old nephew when I'm trying to explain open heart surgery to him in intricate detail... Except this guy was saying very simply and clearly what happened and not even using big words (like watermelon!).

    Then this guy has the gumption to tell me he's "just a humble lawer and not a quack or anything like that."
    Humble doesn't even belong in the same freakin sentence as lawyer, you ass-cupcake! And maybe you aren't a "quack", but you sure as fuzz are a moron!


    Tip: if someone is shooting at your car, you probably don't want to wait a whole damn hour before calling the police.

    I'm having a bad day anyway, I don't need someone talking down to me like I'm brain damaged too.
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    ...Beware the voice without a face...

  • #2
    What an ass. Why bother strangling him when you can put him in the .
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    • #3
      Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
      What an ass. Why bother strangling him when you can put him in the .
      Too quick, not terrifying or painful enough.
      "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

      ...Beware the voice without a face...

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      • #4
        Quoth NightWatch View Post
        Too quick, not terrifying or painful enough.

        Hmmm, feet first mayhaps?
        wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
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        • #5
          No, I mean, you'd be dead in under a minute. For it to be a proper torture-death, it'd have to takes days. Weeks even, if you have the time for it.
          "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

          ...Beware the voice without a face...

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          • #6
            I don't get people who automatically treat employees like they don't know how to do their own jobs. It's incredibly insulting. I bet nobody questions Mr. Humble Lawyer, Esq. about his superior knowledge of all things lawyery (though they might want to, actually, if he doesn't know to call the police when being shot at).
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            • #7
              To give the lawyer assmunch SC some credit, I have delt with some true winners in the dispatch in Salt Lake... that said, you can tell within 30 seconds whether you go an idiot or not, and Nightwatch definitely is not one of the idiots.
              FTR- I consider taking nearly an hour of passing me back and forth just to figure out that I need to speak to Salt Lake Sherrif rather than Salt Lake City PD to be a case of dealing with one special snowflake.
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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                FTR- I consider taking nearly an hour of passing me back and forth just to figure out that I need to speak to Salt Lake Sherrif rather than Salt Lake City PD to be a case of dealing with one special snowflake.
                Smiley, just call/text my personal phone and i'll get you to the right guy. I'll even argue your case if they're gonna be pratts about its.

                PS: I do make mistakes on occasion, I'm human, but for the most part, I'm very knowledgable and have no problem rectifying my mistakes.
                "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                • #9
                  Quoth NightWatch View Post
                  T someone from very far away shot at his car.

                  Too bad the shooter missed. Could be a good Darwin award.


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                  • #10
                    Quoth NightWatch View Post
                    No, I mean, you'd be dead in under a minute. For it to be a proper torture-death, it'd have to takes days. Weeks even, if you have the time for it.
                    I think you can adjust the speed with a little tinkering. And when you're done, you go from having a useless, condescending pseudo-lawyer to having plenty of useful nourishing fertilizer for your garden!

                    Yeah, I hate people like that, too. Just because I'm in customer service / female / over 40 / under 60 / didn't understand your barely audible muttered slangfest the first time / other doesn't mean I'm mentally subnormal, and certainly not to Mr. Condescencion.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth XCashier View Post
                      I think you can adjust the speed with a little tinkering. And when you're done, you go from having a useless, condescending pseudo-lawyer to having plenty of useful nourishing fertilizer for your garden!

                      Yeah, I hate people like that, too. Just because I'm in customer service / female / over 40 / under 60 / didn't understand your barely audible muttered slangfest the first time / other doesn't mean I'm mentally subnormal, and certainly not to Mr. Condescencion.
                      Hmm, I haven't a garden, but I have to dogs who would probably love a good lawyer-stew.

                      I get a lot of the mumblers who happen to have a fairly thick accent. I 'm used to dealing with accents, so normally they aren't too hard for me. But when they mumble, it's impossible, then they get mad and tell me I'm racist. It's not that you speak <insert language>, it's that you stuffed your mouth with cotton balls and are holding the phone at arms length from your head.
                      "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                      ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth NightWatch View Post
                        He wants to report that over an HOUR ago, someone from very far away shot at his car.

                        Then this guy has the gumption to tell me he's "just a humble lawer and not a quack or anything like that."
                        Of course he's not a quack - that's a term for incompetent doctors. Since he's a lawyer, he'd be a shyster.

                        What's really needed in this case is a time machine - catch the shooter, give him some lessons, then zap him back in time to re-do the incident.
                        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                        • #13
                          Eh, forget shyster, just call him a schmuck. Doctor, lawyer, plumber, doesn't matter, schmuck's handy for everything.

                          A bit off topic: Can I steal "ass-cupcake"?
                          Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                          • #14
                            Quoth ralerin View Post

                            A bit off topic: Can I steal "ass-cupcake"?
                            Yes, you have my permission. I may even allow you to follow me about and collect other insults I throw about whilst angry. However, if you get in my car, you must wear a seatbelt.
                            "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                            ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                            • #15
                              Maybe it was the last customer service rep he dealt with shooting at his car.
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                              -Helen Keller

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