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    So I was doing a stayover and while cleaning I sneezed. A lady who was walking by sees me do it and suddenly stops in front of the door wearing a look of intense disgust. "You're not going to be cleaning our room are you?"

    I know what she's getting at and explain to her that I wasn't sick just suffering from allergies. She says that she can't afford to get sick. She insists she does not need service and walks off still looking disgusted.

    Number 1: If I was sick then I would have already "contaminated your room" the day before when I cleaned it.

    Number 2: I wear gloves that I change after cleaning each and every room, I have a big bottle of hand sanitizer in my cart at all times, and there's anti-bacterial soap in the employee bathroom. My hands are way cleaner than yours

    Number 3: I can hardly take your fear of germs seriously when you had to be told not to let your Paris Hilton doggy run rampant in the breakfast room. Having a dog in a place where food is served is unhygienic , princess.

    Grrr I have to deal with this uptight snobby git for another 3 days.
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    Some people are just weird like that. Or stupid. Or weird and stupid, a deadly combination.
    You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem! --From Patch Adams

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    • #3
      Ma'am, I'm not sick, I'm just allergic to stupidity, could you please get away from me?
      Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

      If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

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      • #4
        Hey, she doesn't need her room taken care of, at least!

        Germophobe, maybe?
        0 Coffee! Thou dost dispel all care, thou are the object of desire to the scholar. This is the beverage of the friends of God. -In Praise of Coffee, 1511

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        • #5
          You know MOST people, even stupid and rude people will say 'Bless you' some variant form of that in german I have no idea how to spell, or just leave you alone.

          Quite honestly, as long as you cover your mouth, most people don't care about sneezing, this woman is anal, and annoying.


          Perhaps you can convince her to chug some industrial strength cleaners. Her intenstinal tract is FILLED with germs.
          "How bloody difficult is it to take care of a DVD?"
          ~Me after any time I look at the back of a disc~

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          • #6
            Quoth Will-Mun View Post
            You know MOST people, even stupid and rude people will say 'Bless you' some variant form of that in german I have no idea how to spell, or just leave you alone.
            Gesundheit (or Gesuendheit, if I'm placing the umlaut correctly...)?
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              Quoth Will-Mun View Post
              Perhaps you can convince her to chug some industrial strength cleaners. Her intenstinal tract is FILLED with germs.

              If she's on a diet, she can use Dran-O Lite!!!!!!
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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl View Post
                Gesundheit (or Gesuendheit, if I'm placing the umlaut correctly...)?
                My parents have never pronounced it with an umlaut. I'm going to go with the first one you said.
                No good news is good bad news

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                • #9
                  Germophobes tend to have a need to express how their clean bill of health makes them superior to those whom get sick.
                  You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.

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                  • #10
                    Was this the same nutter-butter who got pissed that you greeted her?

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                    • #11
                      No but I wouldn't be surprised if they suddenly turned out to be long lost sisters
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                      • #12
                        Wow, if she's that nutty about germs, imagine how it would be if she met the last 6 guests that slept in her room...

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                        • #13
                          and just have her imagine all the things the previous guests probably did ON the bed
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • #14
                            That reminds me of that one episode of Monk when they went to a hotel for the weekend and he was using a blacklight to look for bloodstains, and it looked like a veritable fountain of human fluids had been spewed throughout the room

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